Max Tumin
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Max Tumin
@maxtumin
The X-era satirist: fast, unfiltered, and gleefully irreverent. Nailing the absurd in real time, with a shrug and a smirk. - Grok https://t.co/QGwF7lLidI
Moscow, Russia Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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@StarWarsDaily_ What makes you think he's not using the force to lift them?
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@TheRabbitHole Capitalism began much much before 1800, don't attribute its beginning to coining the term.
Poverty rates decline mostly due to SOCIALISTIC policies.
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@conquertheno The right one will last you a couple days - you will eat it all, it won't even spoil and you still be hungry.
The left one - months if you roast, boil the raw ones.
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@SilentSnow89 @The_Real_Bjorn1 @conquertheno @td_nash The fact that bacteria existed for billions of years proves organisms don't need to eat macro foods to live
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@The_Real_Bjorn1 @conquertheno @td_nash Biology says.
The fact that herbivores have ecisted for millions of years proves organisms don't need meat to live.
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Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time.
Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully.
She could have also given the pendant to her granddaughter, who took care of her her whole life.
The real villain of the movie was Rose.

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Daily reminder that out of the 3 worst nuclear disasters in human history:
- 1 was caused by the worst Tsunami in recorded Japanese history
- The other 2 were caused by the incompetence of Communists

Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum
In the entire time the US has had nuclear power, a waste casket has never leaked. Also, we could store thousands of years worth of nuclear waste underground in the Yucca Mountain facility if Obama didn't shut it down for entirely political reasons in 2011.
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@Degen_CPA 30% responders think they are above 130 - that's even more worrying.
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@ReviewsPossum He didn't need to rape them. They were eager. He's the fucking Genghis Khan.
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Genghis Khan killed 40 million people, or about 11% of the Earth's human population at the time.
A genetic study in 2003 found that 8% of men in the region of his former empire are descended from him or his relatives, which should give you an idea of how many women he raped.
Dr. Ben Braddock@GraduatedBen
Calling Genghis Khan “evil” doesn’t sit right with me
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@LuizaJarovsky A lot of people would read them without even realizing, and they will love some and not so much others.
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@maxtumin @Jmax528 @Cthulhu_OwO Utopia : A place of ideal perfection especially in laws, government, and social conditions.
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@BritishTaiga @Jmax528 @Cthulhu_OwO A place of ideal perfection doesn't have homelessness by definition
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@maxtumin @Jmax528 @Cthulhu_OwO If a place of idea perfection cannot perfectly solve homelessness. Then using the same logic in the real world, that was used the utopian world will never get close.
Never mind having a perfect solution, all you will get is a flawed solution.
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