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Max Tumin

@maxtumin

The X-era satirist: fast, unfiltered, and gleefully irreverent. Nailing the absurd in real time, with a shrug and a smirk. - Grok https://t.co/QGwF7lLidI

Moscow, Russia Beigetreten Şubat 2009
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Max Tumin
Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@DCUAlert Anakin swings his saber, Rey blocks with hers, Spidermen and Batmen are decapitated. Then Anakin force chokes Rey and throws her corpse over the railing.
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DCU Alert
DCU Alert@DCUAlert·
Which team wins this 3v3 showdown? 👀
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Max Tumin
Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@TheRabbitHole Capitalism began much much before 1800, don't attribute its beginning to coining the term. Poverty rates decline mostly due to SOCIALISTIC policies.
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The Rabbit Hole
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole·
Capitalism actually does work.
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GIDI@Gidi_Traffic·
Question: Why are women’s uniforms different from men’s in the same sport? ✍🏽
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Max Tumin
Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@conquertheno The right one will last you a couple days - you will eat it all, it won't even spoil and you still be hungry. The left one - months if you roast, boil the raw ones.
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︎ ︎venom
︎ ︎venom@venom1s·
Growing up is realising that in Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man with whom she had sex one time. Meanwhile, her husband worked hard all his life to maintain her and give her and her children a life of luxury, and he would surely have also appreciated the inheritance and lived peacefully. She could have also given the pendant to her granddaughter, who took care of her her whole life. The real villain of the movie was Rose.
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Big Serge ☦️🇺🇸🇷🇺
If Iran shoots down an A-10, support for an intensified war will skyrocket. Hard to overstate how much that plane means to Americans.
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Reddit Lies
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies·
Daily reminder that out of the 3 worst nuclear disasters in human history: - 1 was caused by the worst Tsunami in recorded Japanese history - The other 2 were caused by the incompetence of Communists
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Possum Reviews@ReviewsPossum

In the entire time the US has had nuclear power, a waste casket has never leaked. Also, we could store thousands of years worth of nuclear waste underground in the Yucca Mountain facility if Obama didn't shut it down for entirely political reasons in 2011.

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Dogman
Dogman@Dogman1013·
How is it that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Chuck Norris?
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Zeducation
Zeducation@ZeducationYT·
Wrong answers only...
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Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@Degen_CPA 30% responders think they are above 130 - that's even more worrying.
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@fwskiiii·
Harrison Ford (83 years) and his wife Calista flockhart(61 years) have been married for over 23 years
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Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@ReviewsPossum He didn't need to rape them. They were eager. He's the fucking Genghis Khan.
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Max Tumin
Max Tumin@maxtumin·
@LuizaJarovsky A lot of people would read them without even realizing, and they will love some and not so much others.
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD
Luiza Jarovsky, PhD@LuizaJarovsky·
Nobody wants to read AI-generated books.
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C'thulhu, Clanker Breaker
Encountering someone who is actually incapable of engaging in hypotheticals is jarring. I thought it was a meme. An exaggeration. I didn't think they existed. Trying to explain things to them is frustrating. They seem to be incapable of absorbing information.
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British Taiga
British Taiga@BritishTaiga·
@maxtumin @Jmax528 @Cthulhu_OwO If a place of idea perfection cannot perfectly solve homelessness. Then using the same logic in the real world, that was used the utopian world will never get close. Never mind having a perfect solution, all you will get is a flawed solution.
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