Michael Bailyes

@JonnyGabriel @adampie86 one for you butt 🤣

@fesshole @namredips82 this you? 🤣🤣

Girlfriend wants me to use my personal free time trying to lose a bit of weight, but I want to use it playing computer games. So I've set up an exercise bike facing my TV screen. Now I can exercise and game at the same time, keeping both of us happy. I'm a fucking genius.

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This is extremely powerful. Liverpool's farewell video for Jurgen Klopp. I wish the journey could start all over again.

@ourrachblogs I bumped into Dean Cain in the loo in Hard Rock Cafe on Hollywood Boulevard. He didn't wash his hands afterwards.

Forget this meeting an amazing fully fledged celebrity, I want your shittest interaction with a minor celeb please.

Don’t miss a beat with our eCalendar 📆 Download all fixtures for the 2023/24 #PL season directly to your calendar 🤝

The perfect GIF doesn’t exis….. *Picks jaw up off floor*

Ten Hag on Anfield prior to today's game: "It is the same size pitch. There are three referees. The ball is round, there is air in the ball. Our players like it. They like to play in such an atmosphere."

@RadioX Next level shit housery here 🤣🤣

Us when people say they’re going to unfollow our socials unless we stop posting Liam Gallagher content:

When Liz Truss rejects a windfall tax on the £170,000,000,000 profits oil and gas giants are expected to make, it's worth remembering: She's a former Shell employee whose party has taken more than £1,500,000 in donations from the oil and gas industry since the last election.

Time for this again #babybears #janeygodleyvoiceover

@itsJuliaHardy I imagine you're referring to the actual download and not the game?

Not sure I’m emotionally ready to go through all this again

@xboxuk @scully1888 not sure if you've seen this mate?

Xbox: Played in Scotland since 2002 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 To celebrate we created an official Xbox Tartan with Gordon Nicolson Kiltmakers and then made a hand-crafted, ultra-custom controller 🎮

Enjoy the Championship dickhead. 😉

@rebekkarnold I'd prefer he went there to City.

If the football Gods are listening, please please please don’t let Harry Kane go to Manchester United this summer.

To the people who say the UK have no culture, let me present a pub celebrating over a Tipping Point winner:

@itsJuliaHardy Not the best. I thought he was a whiny little bitch as Bruce Wayne. A decent Batman though, surprisingly.

ok so The Batman...

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. It's that time of the week again. It's Tuesday night. It's time for #BinWatch Tonight we have a double header as its recycling and big bins out this evening.