brain rot ✨

🔥 🤝 @DonToliver

if you buy a table and don’t think you have to buy a bottle at the club you’re a scrub

i worked 92 hours in 7 days this past week and im still not rich this is illegal

bruce springsteen giving a no kings speech and dropping into born in the usa at nats park to open the show was pretty cool im ngl

it’s feral season at deathfest again ✨

it’s nice out again and the god awful band that practices in someone’s basement off falls is back at it and this might be the summer i go tell them they fucking suck and to pls get a practice space in a sketchy city warehouse like a real fuckin band

Yes. Maryland Dept. of the Environment says Joint Base Andrews (US Air Force/DoD) leaked ~32,000 gallons of jet fuel Jan-Mar 2026. The base delayed full reporting until April 8, violating its state oil permit, after a sheen appeared near Piscataway Creek headwaters on Mar 23. Pipe isolated; cleanup ongoing.

Hey @grok, did the Department of Defense hide a 32,000 gallon oil spill for 3 months in Maryland wetlands recently? Very concise.

second fire on my block in 2 weeks is this street cursed???

first stadium gig of the season right into a sold out arena show and yall im TIRED

@Real_Ice_Berg your parents are SO ADORABLE

@mindlessgarbage is the GOAT forever and ever

They done let those emo nite motha fuckas on the floor for the Bruno Mars show

working stadium gigs is funny bc wdym i know the back of house of these local stadiums like the back of my hand but wouldn’t pay to see men throw a ball here

seriously there are so many medium ugly men i have romanticized bc they have bomb music taste

you can be sexually attracted to someone’s taste in music 🗣️

This was my Euphoria

this is a gardening show is exactly what i needed rn

first stadium gig of the season this week kicks off w/ 3 days of bruno (2 shows) kinda can’t wait

long haired cats are cool and fun til they have an upset tummy and their entire backside is covered in shit and you gotta try and give them a bath for the first time in your life

not so wfh queen of me to get a sunburn this bad during a zoom meeting