brain rot ✨

@Real_Ice_Berg your parents are SO ADORABLE

@mindlessgarbage is the GOAT forever and ever

They done let those emo nite motha fuckas on the floor for the Bruno Mars show

working stadium gigs is funny bc wdym i know the back of house of these local stadiums like the back of my hand but wouldn’t pay to see men throw a ball here

seriously there are so many medium ugly men i have romanticized bc they have bomb music taste

you can be sexually attracted to someone’s taste in music 🗣️

This was my Euphoria

this is a gardening show is exactly what i needed rn

first stadium gig of the season this week kicks off w/ 3 days of bruno (2 shows) kinda can’t wait

long haired cats are cool and fun til they have an upset tummy and their entire backside is covered in shit and you gotta try and give them a bath for the first time in your life

not so wfh queen of me to get a sunburn this bad during a zoom meeting

900 miles away in a small coastal Florida town and the ppl in front of us at this breakfast joint are from pasadena lmao

a whole row to myself on a saturday morning southwest flight??? is that you god???

team store employees were the mvp of tonight’s game

@Orioles do you not think pretzels deserve mustard too?!? if i spill this on someone the blood is on your hands

taking my bby to the o’s game then hopping on a plane to the beach tomorrow maybe life is good after all

sometimes u gotta hop on the train and spend the day seeing art ✨

Okay i definitely see the difference in Baltimore and DC

up early hacking the collar and bottom off my sweater at 6:30am before i catch my train to nyc in an hour bc i can never pre plan a fit and be happy with it when the time comes to wear it

if i see u at gorilla biscuits & circle jerks tn and you don’t buy beer from me im gonna hex u