Matt Soell
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Matt Soell
@minusman
Writer. Director. Noisemaker. Creator of Stubbs the Zombie and some other stuff. Hippopotamus enthusiast. Not necessarily in that order.
Chicago, Illinois Beigetreten Ocak 2007
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Like any sane person, I use third-party clients to access this increasingly inhospitable website. If Twitter is deliberately blocking access from these apps, you can find me on Mastodon, micro.blog, and my own site (which I need to revamp anyway).
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@sortedhq The App Store says there is some “Year of the Rabbit” promotion happening for Sorted, but there are no details on what it is or how to access it. Any clues?
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There’s a great idea here: completely cover Trump Tower and Mar-a-Lago under literal mountains of coarse salt.
Forget salting the earth, let’s salt the goddamn airspace while we’re at it.
Crazy Ass Moments in LatAm Politics@AssLatam
At the start of Lula's Government, syndicalists cleaned up brazilian Government buldings with coarse salt to "remove Bolsonaro's bad spirit".
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Twitter about to look you're driving south down I-95.
Safety@Safety
We believe that cause-based advertising can facilitate public conversation around important topics. Today, we're relaxing our ads policy for cause-based ads in the US. We also plan to expand the political advertising we permit in the coming weeks.
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@justin__fischer @GretaThunberg I hope they donate his car collection to the pizza delivery drivers of Romania, with the stipulation that they have to regularly tweet Tate photos of the cars’ leather interiors as they gradually accumulate grease and marinara stains.
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This dumb piece of shit came for @GretaThunberg apropos of nothing, got absolutely MURDERED, and was so hurt in his uber-alpha fee-fees that he made the most flaccid clap back video imaginable (“I know you are but what am I?”) which lead Romanian authorities right to him.
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A lot of people credit Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein with the invention of science fiction, but it’s also arguably the invention of the first incel. Repugnant social outcast demands that his dad build him a sex partner. All that’s missing are the cargo shorts and Mountain Dew.
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a huge amount of old conservative folks are home alone today, ostracised from their families, lonely and unloved while their children and grandchildren celebrate together. lets take a moment to remember those sad scumbags who did this entirely to themselves and laugh a little
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“Don’t say words you’re gonna regret,” he sang. Well I for one think Alan Parsons was just Projecting.
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Of all the instruments to write a fake nativity song about, a single drum is kinda lame, imo. Shoulda been at least a flute or maybe some biblical stringed instrument, like a sitar.
I have no gift to bring 🎶
But i can shred this string 🎵
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So, elon is anti-censorship the same way some people are pro-life.
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Hot take: Musk actually WANTS to step down and is using his purported love of democracy and free speech as a smoke screen.
“I wanted to keep at it you see, but, well, ‘vox populi, vox dei’, amirite?”
Nate Silver@NateSilver538
Yes leading roughly 62-38 in last 1.2 million votes. What say you @Redistrict?
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Sometimes I meditate on the impossible questions, like “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” or “What is more shameful: to be Elon Musk having fucked Grimes, or to be Grimes having fucked Elon Musk?”
Even the greatest minds are flummoxed by these ineffable head-scratchers.
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Not sure why Trump didn’t hire somebody who knows how to use Photoshop to do his stupid NFTs. It’s not like he’s actually gonna pay them anyway, why not get someone with a modicum of skill?
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I don’t know who’s sadder: this dumb asshole, or the dumb assholes who are TOTALLY going to buy these.
Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote
OMG OMG HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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If Twitter ends up forcing you to hand over your location and other data to continue using the platform, I'm done. This reporting by @ZoeSchiffer and @CaseyNewton is behind a paywall, but it's at least worth signing up for a free trial to read. platformer.news/p/twitters-ris…
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@justin__fischer They’re probably waiting for Stallone to actually die before his estate announces the first Zombo movie.
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@minusman Indeed. They did film an alternate ending where Troutman kills Rambo in the police station. But zombie Rambo was not to be.
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Has any character been more bastardized than Rambo? First Blood (the novel) was written in response to the David Morrell’s experience teaching veterans coming back from Vietnam, and the film follows suit.
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