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95% of traders on Hyperliquid don’t even know the correct oil to trade in this conflict. Pissing myself laughing at everyone long WTI while Bessent and the US manipulate the price to keep it under $100. WTI is down, Brent is up and the spread is widening out to $10. WTI is much easier to manipulate than Brent because Brent is the global benchmark. If any of you did some research you’d know the oil affected in the Strait of Hormuz is Brent, not WTI. 95% of people are long the wrong oil and it’s absolutely hilarious. Long oil is the right trade, but most are long WTI, not Brent, costly mistake. I’ve been long Brent since $88, slowly starting to take profit here.

trillions.

all these useful AI tools, all these insane cracked ivy league graduates building applications funded by paradigm where the fuck is my medicine

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S&P Dow Jones Indices and trade[XYZ] have joined forces to launch the first official S&P 500 perpetual contract, available exclusively on Hyperliquid. For 69 years, the S&P 500 has been a defining reference point for global finance. Until now, access to that benchmark has been shaped by market hours, intermediaries, and geography. Today, that changes. The S&P 500 perp is now available 24/7/365, anchored by the official index data required for deep liquidity and institutional confidence at scale.  SPDJI helped define modern indexing. They are stewards of an iconic benchmark, the standard against which portfolios across the globe are measured. We are honored to bring that legacy on-chain. Trade[XYZ] is bringing the world's most iconic assets towards a future of global, continuous markets — a future powered by Hyperliquid.

Infantilizing your wife is the ultimate marriage redpill. Babytalking, pats on the head, lifting them up, getting them ice cream/sweet treats, nodding along vigorously to their babble to pretend you’re listening, putting them down for a nap if they act fussy, etc. It works!

Fast, lift, sprint, stretch, and meditate. Build, sell, write, create, invest, and own. Read, reflect, love, seek truth, and ignore society. Make these habits. Say no to everything else. Avoid debt, jail, addiction, disgrace, shortcuts, and media. Relax. Victory is assured.