Peter McDermott

@HowardGriffiths Howard, so sorry to hear of your loss. Our thoughts and prayers will be with you all. P x

Dad passed away/died/flew to be a diamond in the sky last night.He was with me when I took my first breath & I was with him holding his hand when he took his last breath.Blessed to be part of his journey from the departure lounge of life to the incredible flight.A very kind man.

@ruperthargreave Looks brisk. Wish we were there!

This really is a socially distanced winter walk #brancaster #norfolk

In a hostage situation, heed this offical/unofficial advice captured by a viewer. Uncle Clive has gone to get the cheese.... You couldn't make this up. @laura_j_schof @TJCSHOPPING #FridayFeeling #FridayFunny

This morning I shopped in a supermarket -a great British institution . I was chocked at what I saw . There was a display of 10 or 12 different varieties of apples &1 pear. Not one of them came from our British orchards ! They were all imported from thousand of miles Away ☹️

@andyhodgsontv Is that a blister I can see there? Right handed are you?

PERSONAL NEWS KLAXON 🚨 I'd like to announce I have the biggest hand 🖐🏻 in the world. #handjob

@andyhodgsontv @TJCSHOPPING You’re back! Just what the UK needs in these troubled times! 👍

Your #MondayMotivation A date with me? 🤔 Ohhh go on, go on. Text live into the studio if you want. I'm not busy. LIVE 6-10PM @TJCSHOPPING tjc.co.uk/watch-tjc Or 📺 Freeview 49 Sky 662 Freesat 809 Virgin Media 757

@rickygervais The extermination of twats is also an option

I always feel sorry for the horses at these protests. I would like to suggest the use of armoured rhinos instead.

The Master looks forward to a successful #BritishSummer season with a consignment of Invicta Gooseberries en route to the City of London via @FruitnVeg_Spits @johnhrgrant @chrisfruitnet @Cdrcdr55Smith @globalplantgen @fruitandnut88 @ruperthargreave @muddymagic @AntSnell @tiptree

Weds 20th May is #WorldBeeDay in @UNBiodiversity week. Share your images supporting #beescount @EastgateLarder @chrisfruitnet @globalplantgen @BerryWorldGroup @FruitnVeg_Spits @Cdrcdr55Smith @muddymagic @johnhrgrant @barryjohnmbe @VCGalleryWales @tiptree @AntSnell @ClaireDonkin

@andyhodgsontv Both. 5 minute sprint on the bike. Get back and get the bottle open. Btw. Not a great look with the hat. Stick to your flat cap.

Let's get the measure of my friend's here.......with a tricky dilemma This evening, shall I..... A. Go for a cycle 🚴 - 👍 B. Open this bottle 🍾- ♥

@andyhodgsontv After such a long ‘ride’, hows your bottom feeling?

It's time for #lockdownextension #healthkick #sportsfans I've discovered... 💦

@bbclaurak Isn’t that because you had about 30 goes at asking the relevant questions but instead pushed a silly agenda. At school even the dumbest member of the group shuts up until they have something good to say. You went first lots of times and missed the beat.

No follow up Qs at press conference today -

Please follow and RT to help us get to a million followers ASAP With that many followers we could get important messages about Coronavirus out much further and quicker It will take just two seconds to get behind your NHS, and it really will make a difference Thank you

@leeharris Unbelievable.

Rishi Sunak announces the biggest financial intervention by a British government in history and John McDonnell STILL complains... Miserable bastard 🙄 #CoronaCrisis #COVID19

I'm rather proud of my wife @katessocial When you see @WorldBookDayUK trending in the UK on twitter.... That's her... That's what she does. She is behind the socials for the campaign. Already @RoyalFamily @MarcusRashford and @radioleary are tweeting! #proud #ThursdayThoughts

Throwback to past amazing banquets at Mansion House. Secure your tickets now for this prestigious event in the Company's calendar - 19th March! @muddymagic @MattHancock @johnhrgrant

HNY The #transferWindow is open. I've signed @stevocaldwell @Gabbidon35 #Anthonycosta #Michealkightley @GianniButtice @DanDartsDawson Andy Hodgsons Kicking Off! @lovesportradio LIVE TODAY 12-3. Join wingman @MilesBlumsom and me. It's #premierleague UK wide on DAB radio.

Exciting times in #greenfinance, where @cityoflondon and @gfi_org are global leaders. This is where the world’s first green Masala bond was issued, and green bonds here have raised more than $24bn! Look out for next year’s Green Finance Summit bit.ly/2LmCFF7  #COP24