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You can call me Nathan

@nheller718

🇺🇲 I ignore all DMs. I like my humor dry mixed with a bit of sarcasm. Photography and meme appreciator.

The back end of nowhere Beigetreten Ocak 2009
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I'll try to like and / or reply to your replies in the same order received
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Terrance is trending? Unless it includes Phillip, don't @ me
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So.... What about kink shaming someone with a shame kink?
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Do we like fit girls?
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I need a strong, shirtless man to rip my throat out Patrick Swayze Roadhouse style and then roundhouse kick me into the lake and put me outta my sore throat misery.
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@Hot_Pepper76 I suffered several years under the delusion that only the big name bands were worth listening to. There's a lot of indie bands out there that are much better.
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This is my Mona Lisa smile. And my boobs…
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Saw a guy mowing his lawn being extra careful with the mow lines. He probably used a chalk line and a protractor
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Was traumatized getting my coffee earlier. The hairy chinned crackhead outside dunks told me that her male dog likes to hump her female dog when she’s using her vibrator on herself. Happy Friday!
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Morning All!!
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@nheller718 I remember my friend telling me about the Daily Show twenty plus years ago, and I never got into it. I think I'd appreciate that era of the show more since my worldview has expanded but they're uhh not great now 😒
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I'm so old I remember when toll-free numbers were a thing and they all started with 1-800, none of this 1-888 or 1-877 bullshit 😒
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@CobaltAzurean Bro! I can still remember the commercials Also just remembered back when the daily show was actually funny: "The psychic friends network is bankrupt, didn't the psychic friends see this coming?"
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@nheller718 BROOO I literally just made a PSN reference with Miss Cleo before I saw your post, it's like you're reading my mind man 🤯
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@CobaltAzurean The originals worked like a credit card, you'd get a monthly bill. Those prepaid gas station ones were handy in an emergency until you did the math. Sprint card was like 3 or 5 cents per minute. The gas station ones were comparable to calling the psychic friends network
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@nheller718 Ah phone cards, the next disposable thing to shovel into the landfills after people stopped getting AOL install discs in the mail 😌
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