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@Hoopss 2

If you're single; 1. You're either talking to someone 2. Stuck on an ex 3. You’re ugly 4. Chasing someone who's taken Which one are you??

@Polymarket Yea except the refund goes to business's. Once i found that out i don't give 2 flying fucks about it. Does nothing to help me right now.

JUST IN: U.S. to launch tariff refund system on 4/20, per Reuters.

@HavocFreestyle Depends on the voice ngl.

Would you tap this?

@WhiteHouse Who the fuck is getting that much? Most of seem anyone get is 1500

MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKETS!

@AlenaDaOG Wtf... no?

do guys jack off at work if they get a boner or what happens with that

@otokyo__ Why are we posting Trump selfies?

What's missing 🤔

@angelodotsui Never seen the pokeballs straight like that so definitely the left. Plus the color looks wacky as fuck

can you guess what’s the fake booster box here?

@Amy4644_ But I'm broke. Don't do this to me

If you’re debating buying that pack/card or ANYTHING Pokemon related then I think you should just do it🥰

@BigmummyAbby @CnTrl_fRik Same. I overthink when I work or try to do my hobbies which just makes my job much harder and my hobbies not enjoyable.

@CnTrl_fRik Even when I’m busy my brain is overthinking.

I really wish there was some sort of medication to end overthinking.

@anxietymsgs Atrocious

@TheStrongDad Ffs some of you take don't understand how bad mental health gets. Its genuinely worse then physical pain. There comes a time when NOTHING not even your kids gives you a reason when there's so much bringing you down. I'm definitely understanding more as I get older. Very sad

Imagine being a single father struggling with crippling debt and deciding to leave your children on this earth ALONE. The absolute selfishness.

@thedaywar90 He could fucking die. Id like him after that ngl

What can President Donald Trump change about himself that may make you like him- even a little bit?

@LETSAGO64 One of the best 3d Mario games to exist.

As someone who hasn’t tried the game yet, is it really that bad?

@Mr_Husky1 Your roommate sucks. Finders keepers

I found this in the pocket of a nice jacket I thrifted. Do I have the right to spend it? My roommate is telling me that I don’t, because it wasn’t mine to begin with. She suggested that I should go back to the shop and tell the owner what I found, and if he allows it, then I can keep it. I don’t think I really have to do that since I bought the jacket, I feel like it’s already mine. She keeps insisting that I should return it and even offered to take me there if I don’t feel like going.

@switchstock No tcg 😴

New Pokémon x Target Collection announced for May 2nd in stores and online starting May 3rd The collection includes bags, school supplies, clothing and accessories, and Mystery Water-Type Pokémon Bottles View the full collection here: bit.ly/47YHReT

@rawsalerts Good.

🚨#BREAKING: Erika Kirk has canceled their Georgia TPUSA event appearance over serious threats

@DesireeAmerica4 ACAB ACAB ACAB. I fucking hate all of them oh my god

Arkansas State Police PIT a dad rushing his kid to the hospital. So she hits him with the PIT maneuver. Once stopped, the dad immediately tells her: his son in the back is having a severe allergic reaction, already used the EpiPen, still in distress, they’re trying to get to the hospital. Look, personal responsibility says: when the lights come on, pull over and communicate. Tell them it’s a medical emergency and ask for an escort, they’ll usually give it. Felony fleeing charge? Later dropped. Did she make the right move or should she have called backup and just followed him the last couple miles since 75 in a 60?

@ick_real Be very very careful who you fall in love with. Shit hurts

I’m 22. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@Schoolboy_Hew @_iamblakeley You can say that again. They're so cheap in comparison to other places now...

@_iamblakeley What did you order? 2 of us usually eat at Taco Bell for 15 to 20 max for more food than we ever finish

This economy is such a scam that I just spent $52 on @tacobell. No fast food restaurant should cost $52 for two people to eat.

@_iamblakeley I can only imagine you're ordering singular items and no combos or deals. This shit is 6 bucks and has plenty of food for one person unless you're some fatass not gonna lie.

I love ppl in the comments acting like this can’t possibly be so like I don’t have the receipt 😂