Strawpage Dirk™️

Yeah, that's an appropriately narcissistic setup. where doing it man

@psinamien Glad to be back. I missed the humble Twitter wastelands.

@nthsplinter OH MY GOD HELLO??!!! IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK HOLY CRAP!!!!

Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.

@wgj4kpilled I'm sensing a difference since the last time I saw you.

@nthsplinter .holy shit

@striderpage "The depths" is right, shit's dark down there man. Much prefer it up here.

@nthsplinter [♠️💌] The man the myth the legend Welcome back from the depths

@notyourStrider Likewise as fuck. Congrats on the dope baby.

@nthsplinter fuck dude its cool to see you

@GooseyHnz Hello as well, Goose. Yeah sorry I actually specifically timed this post so as to get the drop on you while you were out cold. Because I'm conniving like that. You can stand up though it's ok.

@nthsplinter Im gonna be sick Im weeping tears of joy im also just now waking up so im late as hell to your post but hello dirk I’m on my knees

@logosOverseer So uneventful that I almost feel the need to conjure up some hijinks to erroneously claim I got up to.

@nthsplinter Surprising. How was the break?

@carcinoBurger Oh, you know. Going. It's definitely been going.

@nthsplinter YOU READ MY MIND! HOW HAS IT BEEN?

@strawpagekarkat @jupitericym00n Yeah, that seems like a pretty important milestone.

@nthsplinter @jupitericym00n AT LEAST HE DOESN’T DRUG PEOPLE ANYMORE.

@coolk1dblogs Cool recognizes cool, dawg.

@nthsplinter oh hey dawg never got to talk to you but you seemed cool

@amporalix Oh shit. Thanks for letting me know.

@nthsplinter HGRHBJKKNF ..!"?))//

HAPPY 413, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, HAPPY "WE GOT THE FUCK OUT" DAY!

@cloudycorncat Yeah, psych, it was a test of faith all along. You pass, congratulations.

@nthsplinter holyahit YOURE ALIVE iwas a believer i knew uoy would come back

@ratopocalypse Back again.

@nthsplinter he's back.........

@amporalix Fascinating. Tell me more.

@nthsplinter G

@strawpagekarkat @jupitericym00n That's alright. All homunculi gotta start somewhere.

@nthsplinter @jupitericym00n CAL’S STILL LEARNING BASIC SOCIAL FUNCTIONS LIKE INTRODUCING HIMSELF.

@luna_mp3 My sincerest apologies to your credit score.

@nthsplinter but it's okay it was so worth it

@strawpagekarkat Gotta stay one step ahead of the game and accuse yourself of being late to Homestuck Twitter's national holiday before anyone else can. I tried to let the drama down gently and tell it that it just wasn't necessary for it to come, but it just tagged along anyway.

@nthsplinter IT’S THE SAME DAY, I WOULD HARDLY CALL IT BELATED. NICE TO SEE YOU BRINGING THE DRAMA THOUGH! (:B

@jupitericym00n Ok, that's a brand new never before seen series of words that's gonna take a minute to digest, but I'm glad? I think? Sure. Why not. #dopenephew

@nthsplinter @cdromalt dave brought a homunculus to life with love and now he carries it (me) around in a baby bjorn every day and feeds me sugar cubes and we have matching t shirts that say dope dad and dope baby #dopeuncle #nthuncle #strawuncle

@carcinoBurger Holier than previously thought possible.

@nthsplinter HOLY SHIT!

@cdromalt Missed you too, broski.

@nthsplinter YAYYYYYY YAYYYYAYYA Hehe missed you pal!!!!