Strawpage Dirk™️

Yeah, that's an appropriately narcissistic setup. where doing it man

@strawpageterezi I gotta keep my Strawpage account collection at least slightly up to date.

//I JUST GASPED HELLO OOMF?

@wgj4kpilled That's your fate being sealed for daring to act on such a thoughtcrime, I think.

@nthsplinter .????????

Ok, I'm just not that compatible with that particular branch of dark arts I guess. That's my bad. Elephant in the room aside though, happy semi-belated day of definitely no importance at all. You're all the realest of real ones. Just off the fucking charts over here.

@wgj4kpilled Awesome. I really love knowing that's a taken handle that is actively in use. At least it's not Grok Strider, I guess.

@nthsplinter .see this is funny because i own the dirkgpt twitter dot com account

@wgj4kpilled Didn't know it could get so much worse so quickly. Props.

@nthsplinter .sorry halgpt

@wgj4kpilled I change my mind I'm feeling awfully perturbed all of a sudden.

@nthsplinter .thanks dirkgpt

@wgj4kpilled Understood. Will just go right ahead and express nary a single ounce of concern for this change in brand image.

@nthsplinter .yeah haha dont worry about it

@livvidaloca Ok, officially, all other terms of camaraderie are out. "Cardiovascular cousin" is now the only acceptable turn of phrase 'round these parts. Indeed we do.

@nthsplinter MY CARDIOVASCULAR COUSIN WE MEET AGAIN

@rapidHeartbeat_ Got sentenced to a multi-month long stint in the farthest reaches of Paradox Space. You know how it is.

@nthsplinter dude WHERE WERE YOU0

@psinamien Glad to be back. I missed the humble Twitter wastelands.

@nthsplinter OH MY GOD HELLO??!!! IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK HOLY CRAP!!!!

@wgj4kpilled I'm sensing a difference since the last time I saw you.

@nthsplinter .holy shit

@striderpage "The depths" is right, shit's dark down there man. Much prefer it up here.

@nthsplinter [♠️💌] The man the myth the legend Welcome back from the depths

@notyourStrider Likewise as fuck. Congrats on the dope baby.

@nthsplinter fuck dude its cool to see you

@GooseyHnz Hello as well, Goose. Yeah sorry I actually specifically timed this post so as to get the drop on you while you were out cold. Because I'm conniving like that. You can stand up though it's ok.

@nthsplinter Im gonna be sick Im weeping tears of joy im also just now waking up so im late as hell to your post but hello dirk I’m on my knees

@logosOverseer So uneventful that I almost feel the need to conjure up some hijinks to erroneously claim I got up to.

@nthsplinter Surprising. How was the break?

@carcinoBurger Oh, you know. Going. It's definitely been going.

@nthsplinter YOU READ MY MIND! HOW HAS IT BEEN?

@strawpagekarkat @jupitericym00n Yeah, that seems like a pretty important milestone.

@nthsplinter @jupitericym00n AT LEAST HE DOESN’T DRUG PEOPLE ANYMORE.

@coolk1dblogs Cool recognizes cool, dawg.

@nthsplinter oh hey dawg never got to talk to you but you seemed cool

@amporalix Oh shit. Thanks for letting me know.

@nthsplinter HGRHBJKKNF ..!"?))//

HAPPY 413, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, HAPPY "WE GOT THE FUCK OUT" DAY!