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Strawpage Dirk™️
@nthsplinter
Grown man in his 20s on Homestuck Twitter. Now on both Strawpage and Not-Strawpage. https://t.co/Eevp4QsEZ8
Pro/darkship/whatever DNI. Katılım Eylül 2025
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@strawpageterezi I gotta keep my Strawpage account collection at least slightly up to date.
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@wgj4kpilled That's your fate being sealed for daring to act on such a thoughtcrime, I think.
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@wgj4kpilled Awesome. I really love knowing that's a taken handle that is actively in use. At least it's not Grok Strider, I guess.
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@wgj4kpilled Didn't know it could get so much worse so quickly. Props.
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@wgj4kpilled I change my mind I'm feeling awfully perturbed all of a sudden.
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@wgj4kpilled Understood. Will just go right ahead and express nary a single ounce of concern for this change in brand image.
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@livvidaloca Ok, officially, all other terms of camaraderie are out. "Cardiovascular cousin" is now the only acceptable turn of phrase 'round these parts. Indeed we do.
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@rapidHeartbeat_ Got sentenced to a multi-month long stint in the farthest reaches of Paradox Space. You know how it is.
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@psinamien Glad to be back. I missed the humble Twitter wastelands.
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@nthsplinter OH MY GOD HELLO??!!! IM SO GLAD YOURE BACK HOLY CRAP!!!!
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@wgj4kpilled I'm sensing a difference since the last time I saw you.
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@striderpage "The depths" is right, shit's dark down there man. Much prefer it up here.
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@nthsplinter [♠️💌] The man the myth the legend
Welcome back from the depths
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@notyourStrider Likewise as fuck. Congrats on the dope baby.
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@GooseyHnz Hello as well, Goose. Yeah sorry I actually specifically timed this post so as to get the drop on you while you were out cold. Because I'm conniving like that.
You can stand up though it's ok.
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@nthsplinter Im gonna be sick Im weeping tears of joy im also just now waking up so im late as hell to your post but hello dirk I’m on my knees
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@logosOverseer So uneventful that I almost feel the need to conjure up some hijinks to erroneously claim I got up to.
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@carcinoBurger Oh, you know. Going. It's definitely been going.
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@strawpagekarkat @jupitericym00n Yeah, that seems like a pretty important milestone.
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@nthsplinter @jupitericym00n AT LEAST HE DOESN’T DRUG PEOPLE ANYMORE.
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@nthsplinter oh hey dawg
never got to talk to you but you seemed cool
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