ipso fun facto

@JeremyBannock @FirstSquawk So you’ve put all your retirement investments into Brookfield, right?

@FirstSquawk As long as Brookfield gets the contract right?

CANADA'S GOVERNMENT IS CONSIDERING A NEW PIPELINE ROUTE CONNECTING ALBERTA TO BRITISH COLUMBIA, ACCORDING TO THE GLOBE.

@_manuvers @stats_feed I don’t think it’s supposed to be a competition, friend.

@stats_feed Still cannot match the functionality and versatility of the penis

The clitoris never stops growing. While the penis grows rapidly during puberty and plateaus, the clitoris continues to enlarge gradually for most of a woman’s life.

@ishowHonor @NEEZY63 It’s Canada. We’ve evolved past Fahrenheit, friend. 18 degrees Celsius is 64 degrees in the Epsteinistan scale.

@NEEZY63 It's melt because it's 18 degrees....i think someone is confused

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@sunburstpulp @_DH44_ @packers @Drake Bitch… My Lai, Thanh Phong, No Gun Ri, Kandahar, Haditha, Mahmudiyah, Minab. Pussy ass US military killing children so the old American men who sent them there can keep raping other children. And you’ll cheer them on, you pedophile-adjacent pussy bitch.

@nudgejostlepush @_DH44_ @packers @Drake Do you really want me to mention all the native children that you guys killed and built buildings over? Pussy?

Hi @Drake

@sunburstpulp @_DH44_ @packers @Drake Diddy is also American. Notice the pattern? You’re an American being robbed blind by drunks and conmen who all take orders from the main pedophile in charge who rules over all of you, and you just spread ‘em further. Canadians aren’t the pussies on this continent.

@nudgejostlepush @_DH44_ @packers @Drake You caping for a dude who was kissing on a 17 year old btw lol Nice try Diddy

@sunburstpulp @_DH44_ @packers @Drake Imagine being a resident of Epsteinistan and casting pedophilic aspersions on other countries in big 2026. You’re an even bigger creep than the other guy.

@nudgejostlepush @_DH44_ @packers @Drake As a canadian, you need to stop him from texting 13 year olds about boys before you pull that lol

@_DH44_ @packers @Drake You’re giving the wrong kind of vibes to be projecting on other people, creepy weirdo.

@packers @Drake This makes sense. The Packers have the youngest offense in the league and if there's one thing Drake likes....

@ScottJamesAb @CanadianForces “I”? Bitch you’re 80 years old. Nobody wants your saggy geriatric ass fighting for Canada.

@CanadianForces Under whose leadership will I be fighting? Carney? No thanks

Today, we announced that we surpassed our Regular Force recruiting objective for fiscal year 2025-26. We enrolled 7,310 new members, marking the highest number of enrolments in more than 30 years. canada.ca/en/department-…

@cryptopanic001 @DrJStrategy You pay for a blue check and have less followers than shitty reply guys like me. Calculate the ROI on that, and ask yourself why anything you tweet should ever be taken seriously. You fucking weirdo.

Congratulations, you have made America a permanent enemy. Don’t expect any CUSMA deals in your favor. Even after Trump leaves office, Carney has made it clear he doesn’t want any kind of relationship with the US. We will be more than happy to oblige. No more asymmetric trade relationship, no more cheap defense or intel sharing. He could have been pragmatic and realized Trump would be out soon enough and still diversified your trade without completely deciding to 💩 on America. Y’all got pissed about 51st state talk, fair enough. Don’t buy our whiskey or come visit our country — great. Just imagine what will happen when we boycott all of your products. Enjoy looking over your shoulder, or elbows I guess.

Food for thought. PM Carney is feeding reality to Canada in bite‑sized pieces and asking the country to listen carefully, not applaud politely. He is saying, in plain language, that Pax Americana is dead, CUSMA carve‑outs are favours not rights, and an economy wired to a bygone, post‑war order will not pay tomorrow’s bills. President Trump’s America First agenda forces not just Canada but the entire world to reprice its assumptions about the U.S. and to adapt to a superpower that is openly prioritizing domestic industrial capacity, productive capital investment, and secure critical supply chains. Trump’s National Security Strategy is explicit about confronting China and re‑asserting control over the Western Hemisphere, and Canada sits squarely inside that frame. In that context, pipelines, LNG, critical minerals, and tidewater routes to Asia and Europe are not optional; they are the hard leverage Canada has avoided building for too long. As Secretary Bessent has warned, the objective is to de‑risk, not de‑couple and those are very wise words Canada needs to heed. The good news is that Carney is right on the fundamentals: Canada actually has what the world wants, reliable energy, critical minerals, food, water, and stability. The question his statement poses is brutally simple: what is Canada going to do, concretely, to turn that endowment into strategy and bargaining power? That answer will not be found in virtue signalling, communiqués, or climate press releases; it will be found in permits issued, pipelines built, ports expanded, and supply chains to Asia and Europe that actually move molecules and metals at scale. His underlying message is that this is no longer the comfortable post‑Second‑World‑War era in which Canada could plug into a stable U.S.‑led order and coast. The basic architecture of Canada and Europe economy was built for a world of that is gone. What now sits in front of Canada is not a tweak, but a rebuilding: a structural change that demands we realign our economy around our own strengths, resources, geography, and infrastructure, rather than around assumptions about a permanent Pax Americana. If Canada is serious about its goals in this new era, it will prove it not with slogans, but with concrete in the ground and tankers at tidewater.

@alexanderBC83 @DrJStrategy Don’t pull those cheeks apart too hard, Howard, you might tear something.

It’s not dead if your the states. They are going to squeeze us for all our resources. We can play along (what we have done) or try and pretend to resist. Canadian government hates Canadians, and will continue to act childish, cause Trump man bad . So it’s going to be much hard times going forward for Canadians until we are doing what Washington wants us to do.

@HonkeyKongJoe @Yeegrek @CBSNews “End” is misinformation, yes. Are you suggesting that Mark Carney, prime minister of Canada, was somehow involved with Epstein’s and Maxwell’s activities? Why not state whatever accusation you’re making outright? Are you scared of being held accountable?

@nudgejostlepush @Yeegrek @CBSNews Three words? So... "Yes. Let's End" That's misinformation? Huh. You're a creep for supporting a PM who was friends with and hangout with a prolific pedophile and sex trafficker. Don't worry about my preference for Asian women. That has nothing to do with your obsession.

Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney said in a 10-minute video address released Sunday that Canada’s strong economic ties to the United States were once a strength but are now a weakness that must be corrected. Carney further spoke about his government’s efforts to strengthen the Canadian economy by attracting new investments and signing trade deals with other countries.

@johnny45436859 @BeingJWood OP said “assets” not “ass.”

@BeingJWood ARE YOU SUGGESTING HARM? X HAS SUSPENDED ME SEVERAL TIMES FOR SUGGESTING HARM.

When Trump loses power, his assets should be liquidated and returned to the American people.

@HonkeyKongJoe @Yeegrek @CBSNews You got three words into your tweet before pushing misinformation. No one has said that the relationship should “end.” You’re obsessively anti-Liberal and anti-Carney, while predictably posting shit like this, which is fucking creepy:

@nudgejostlepush @Yeegrek @CBSNews Yes. Let's end our almost 100 year relationship with one of the world's biggest economies, strongest military, our biggest trade partner all because the Canadian media and PM don't like Trump. What a retarded thing to want.

@AkademiksTV @shiestynurse The Tupac estate in question:

This is the April 24, 2024 cease-and-desist letter from Tupac Shakur’s Estate to Drake’s attorney regarding Drake’s “Taylor Made Freestyle.” Not only is Kendrick Lamar a close friend of the Tupac Estate, he is also signed to Interscope Records which owns the distribution rights to Tupac Shakur’s music. Interscope Records is a division of UMG Recordings. • 5 days after the release of “Taylor Made Freestyle” (April 19, 2024) • 3 days before Kendrick Lamar finalized his contract with Interscope Records (April 27, 2024) • 6 days before the release of Kendrick Lamar’s “Euphoria” (April 30, 2024) Some will dismiss this as conspiracy, but to us it looks like the record label using its connections and resources to suppress one artist’s work while amplifying the other’s.

@Yeegrek @CBSNews When you’re seeing “you might want to” as a command or an edict, you’re the problem. But you pay Elon for validation, so I guess taking commands and being an obsequious lickspittle to your superiors seems like it’s just your fetish. Enjoy.

@nudgejostlepush @CBSNews Sounds like your elbows aren't very up. Try to fix that, will you?

@Yeegrek @CBSNews No one is telling you that you can’t invest in or interact with the US. His role is to steer our country and our economy through rough waters. If the dude who used to craft your oars ends up with mad cow disease, it’s good to work with another supplier. Weird you disagree.

@CBSNews Hey, if the US is good enough for him, his wife, her job, his kids, his kids education, his education, his company, and his investments, it's fine for us, too. The last PM told us to steer clear of the US too, and he just spent the week at Coachella with his American girlfriend.

@Dbot79574694 @MarkJCarney From me. I gave it to him. Shut up.

@MarkJCarney We're giving? Who is we? Where did you get $4 billion dollars from?

Tunnelling has officially begun on the new Ontario Line in Toronto. More subway lines means faster, more reliable commutes, and we’re investing over $4 billion to get this project moving quickly.

@alancross @bruce_arthur Seeing THE Alan Cross replying to THE Bruce Arthur is why as a GTA-raised gen-Xer, I can never leave this app.

@bruce_arthur It was the worst of times, it was the dumbest of times.

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

@MoneyMacGyver @BruceAHeyman Chatham Asset Management is a Trump-aligned hedge fund that own Post Media Group. You’re right that Canadian news media has never been so compromised, but you’re looking in the wrong direction. Genuinely sad to watch you be so disingenuous.

Canadian news media has never been more compromised. Every day we're flooded with puff pieces dictating who to like, who to hate, and how to think: "A new poll suggests...", "Canada LOVES Mark Carney", "Is Mark Carney our greatest Prime Minister ever?" It's not journalism anymore - it's endless narrative-driven fluff designed to shape opinions and behaviors rather than report facts. The decline is genuinely sad to watch.

How Canada fell in love with Mark Carney - TIME apple.news/A0oRWPJ3xS8mu-…

@JAmericanPirate @BriannaWu

also crazy how in the show the tortured vets were turned by the propaganda of the al qaeda guy purposefully putting his base at the children’s school so when the US hit his base it also killed innocent kids ON PURPOSE in order to radicalize americans at home and abroad just like today with iran, syria, and hamas in israel. AND the rich oil scions daughter who was a nerd and saw racism against her friend and then decided mass terrorism against the US was better bc grievance/CRT

I’ve been rewatching Homeland. It’s terrifying how prophetic this show was. Here’s a scene of Peter Quinn briefing congress on what the Islamist jihadist mindset is like, and how utterly ineffective the American NatSec strategy is for containing it.