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@RadioGenoa Mental illness

Liberal women are a problem. Let's reopen psychiatric hospitals.

@cptdankkk You coded a website mate...pipe down

Mark Zuckerberg says Apple's lack of innovation since the iPhone will lead to its decline "They haven't really invented anything great in a while. Steve Jobs invented the iPhone, and now they're kind of sitting on it 20 years later" "Year over year, I'm not even sure they're selling more iPhones at this point. Part of it is that each generation doesn't actually get that much better, so people are taking longer to upgrade" "They built stuff like AirPods, which are cool, but they've thoroughly hamstrung the ability for anyone else to build something that can connect to the iPhone" "I'm pretty optimistic that because they've been so off their game in terms of not really releasing many innovative things... eventually they'll get beat by someone"

@CryptoMikli This guy is so weak

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

@An0rexik Mental health days

What’s normal now that would shock people 20 years ago?

@zeynepmyenisey For being a lazy cunt

why am I expected to tip in the Starbucks drive thru ???

@muheediva01 Get some real friends

I fucking hate how NOTHING works anymore without internet. can't even play video games bc they all need wifi connection

@Kristinartz Yes and then break the owners face in

Should firefighters and police officers be legally allowed to break car windows to rescue dogs in distress?

@Dallocles Try having friends and going outside

Fucks sake i'm sick of UK weather discourse let this be the first and last I speak on it. I've lived in the UK and Utah, which is a very dry heat. The UK is worse, despite being lower. Why? We're an island, it's very humid, it's like trying to breathe through a damp towel. 1/2

@BhattiLaib9960 Buying sweet tea

I bet you can’t spot what’s wrong on this Texas Roadhouse receipt in under 10 seconds...

@caraksha103 Just you

Is it just me, or does anyone else need the first hour of work to be completely quiet— No meetings, no chatter, just space to think?

@THATBOYMMAGURU I like your hat

McGregor faces Mayweather, wins rounds, lasts 10 rounds, standing TKO Ngannou faces Fury, arguably wins, scores only knockdown Verhoeven faces Usyk, clearly wins most rounds, dropped round 11, bs stoppage IF YOU BOXERS STEPPED INTO THEIR WORLD YOU'D BE FINISHED IN 2 MINUTES!

@chefsevenn Overpriced

What’s your first thought when you see this meal?

@james_page26 Take your mum home then

It’s 28 degrees at 10:15. You should not be allowed a dog if you’re walking it in this heat

@Dearme2_ Make comments on twitter instead and have no life

Avoid alcohol at all costs. It has no single benefit to your life as a man.

@Kristinartz Yes

Serious question: Do people really enjoy being home all day, alone, without seeing anyone?

@Forte4r Dependency on it

What’s a lowkey symptom of smoking weed that people don’t talk about? 🤔 Be honest

@francis_ngannou @stylebender Exactly, keep your head up...avoid uppercuts

What the fuck man 🤦🏿‍♂️ Keep your head up @stylebender 🤴🏿🙅🏿‍♂️

@notcee_fan Get another one

What’s your next move?

@BGatesIsaPyscho Not being stupid

Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?

@rockmeannadeus Mens hair takes 15mins you go at lunch or on a break

a barbershop that's closed on weekends with 9-5 hours has got to be one of the funnier business ideas i've seen