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Ashley Reese

@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

NYC via LA Katılım Şubat 2009
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Ashley Reese
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·
Bad news for all my haters.
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emily anastasia
emily anastasia@dearratgirl·
Another beautiful day in nyc if ur unemployed
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Ultima 🔜 Digital Stars NYC
I can’t hear anyone talk about Star Wars Day anymore without thinking about this video:
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🩷🫈🐄 Brianna
Walking to the bus station & I was stopped dead in my tracks.
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Old Man Rattle
Old Man Rattle@OldRattleMan·
ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous
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Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO
Boob Jobs, Founder and CEO@cool_hot_woman·
recollecting with a chuckle accidentally inducing an abortion with LSD. I bled all over my ex's flat to Merriwether Post Pavilion. when he suggested the hospital I grabbed him, looked him in his eyes, and said "Josh...I'm giving birth to YOU". The next day he came out as trans
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Steve Schirripa@steveschirripa2·
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·
@dnarnya17 Right like what does she have to do with any of this lol
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Dnarnya17
Dnarnya17@dnarnya17·
@offbeatorbit Was the roomate supposed to psychically know the daughter left her key?
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·
Like. Just get an RA or someone to unlock the door lol
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bbl mccarthyism
bbl mccarthyism@hellciee·
@offbeatorbit like 1) why are you involved? and 2) she can't go to the front desk and ask them to open the door?
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Cameron Kasky
Cameron Kasky@camkasky·
Glad I’m not in this race anymore because they would’ve made me sit on the floor in the middle because I’m the youngest
New York Magazine@NYMag

NY-12, which includes both the Upper West and Upper East Sides, is the smallest and most population-dense congressional district in the country, one that candidates can crisscross several times over in an afternoon. It is among the wealthiest and oldest districts in the United States and is also the district with the most college graduates. If you listen to the candidates, the battle for NY-12 is not just about who will be the next member of the city’s congressional delegation but a contest among factions of the island’s Democratic base: the old-money elite, the anti-Trump resisters, the tech-world crusaders, and the old-school party Establishment. While nearly a dozen candidates are vying for the district’s congressional seat, the primary is coming down to just four: Micah Lasher, a state assemblyman from the Upper West Side and a longtime political hand who is Jerry Nadler’s anointed successor; Alex Bores, an assemblyman from the Upper East Side whose calls for AI regulation have led to millions of dollars being spent both for and against him; George Conway, the onetime Republican lawyer who has achieved notoriety as a leader of the #Resistance; and a previously little-known social-media influencer who is trying to rewrite the rules of New York City politics. “It’s New York-sized,” that social-media influencer, Jack Schlossberg, said when asked why this campaign is different. Schlossberg’s presence in the race proves the point. For our Cover Story, David Freedlander reports on how four liberal-but-not-left Democrats are racing to be the face of Manhattan: nymag.visitlink.me/Os2_Oz

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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!
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Rell Brooks@relly_302·
@culturejpg The full picture….this is art
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Ichigo Niggasake@SomaKazima2·
You ever ran out of toothpaste & used shampoo instead??
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