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Ashley Reese
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Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
NYC via LA Katılım Şubat 2009
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calling me nepo is fucking insane. My mom was a wedding singer and my dad sells forklifts via Facebook marketplace place I don’t know what to tell you
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I love the World Cup… currently eavesdropping as a woman explains to a Norwegian family that everyone here was quite sad after 9/11. They are very polite, nodding attentively
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I love soccer but…the Bills winning the Super Bowl HANDS DOWN.
River Cracraft Fan Club@CracraftFan
Americans, would you rather? Your NFL team wins the Super Bowl Or USA wins the World Cup
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Happy Father’s Day to my dad. A few years back, I got an awful haircut and I was crying about it, and he came into my room and said “u have no idea how easy your life is. Do you know how hard it was for black female scientists in the 50s/60s?” (He just watched Hidden Figures)
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If yer ma teaches you this you should be a ward of the state lol
Nicola@fommo
In case your mom didn’t teach you
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People fancast Nara Smith as Hermione? I truly did not know that was happening.
lily@bombcrda
nara smith loving alchemised when many of us fancast her as hermione and her husband as draco has sent me on a spiral
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I’m sorry but this is frying me 😂😂😂
kamau@poorteffy
I grew up in a W.E.B. DuBois household and the first time my dad called me a nigga I cried cus it felt racist
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The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.
Dallas Texas TV@DallasTexasTV
Brits can’t believe what they’re seeing in Fort Worth
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The Scottish men are out there taking over Boston… even the shawties ain’t safe 😂
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if father’s day is complicated/difficult for you that’s ok!!!! there’s a currently a 39 year old man in my dms spending his father’s day calling me aunt jemima bc i called drake a loser. life would be so much worse if you were him!
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My opp “had” a “seizure” (dubious) at the wedding receptionms afterparty and I thought she was doing the worm so when she collapsed I said “YESSSS GIRLLLLLL” and now I have to reckon with that at brunch
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Honorable mention. My parents encounter way too much AI Trump content.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit
Was gathering recent videos of my dad for a Father’s Day post on IG and a couple of my favorites were my dad flexing in these sunglasses I bought him for Christmas and him……pretending to be the unibomber while wearing a TCM sweatshirt
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Was gathering recent videos of my dad for a Father’s Day post on IG and a couple of my favorites were my dad flexing in these sunglasses I bought him for Christmas and him……pretending to be the unibomber while wearing a TCM sweatshirt
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They are having a ball 😂 just like the Scottish said they don’t want to leave Boston.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit
Those Koreans never leaving Mexico LOL
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