HypnoticToast
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HypnoticToast
@offworldplox
your guess is as good as mine
???? Beigetreten Kasım 2009
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@ScotNational Fucking useless, but if a few neds are laughing too loudly they’ll appear to shoo them away.
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🚨 Police have locked down a lane in Glasgow’s city centre after a woman was sexually assaulted in the early hours of the morning #Echobox=1782576894-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thenational.scot/news/26234149.…
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@heyitslilylane @ashestoashleys Wait . I thought that was toxic masculinity 😂
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real man lovers know exactly what his appeal is
Emir Han@RealEmirHan
In The Sopranos, James Gandolfini was so hot Sarah Shahi would keep kissing him even after they said “cut.” “I remember thinking to myself, like ‘How am I going to get turned on by this 47-year-old, large, balding man? Like, there’s nothing. Oh boy, did it work for me.”
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@gingerrtom @5Nerdsgo Yeah Everton fans had accused him of being a coke head so that was his celebration after putting one past them in the derby 😅👌🏻
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Tommy Robinson is now claiming
to be suffering from "hayfever".
Funny that, because when he sent me the voicenote in November with the very same "hayfever" symptoms...
The pollen count was "very low".

G.T@gingerrtom
Tommy Robinson threatening to "track me down and find me" if I faceswap him.😭😭😭😭😭
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-Go to the Rousey/Carrano fight to show you are upset at TKO , nobody cares
-Sells wardrobe for cody rhodes suits
-Gets fact checked by JERICHO on observer radio
-Goes on UFC fight pass to terry funk larp and quiet quit
is anyone going out sadder than cm punk in 2026?
Fightful Wrestling@Fightful
“I don’t travel anymore. My horse is sick.” - CM Punk during his return to CFFC commentary
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@SusGerb @KarlHandy10 @StevenWisdom13 @yourowncook @OGsDontFold Depends on body weight etc, super hard to gauge.
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World's Smallest Penis Owner Wants Donations to Fund Enlargement Surgery tmz.com/2026/06/25/wor…
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@shauno23 @FooFightersUK £50 for a Metallica one in their pop up 😂
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Is YouTube and discord acting up for anyone else or just me? #youtubedown #discordown
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@lewischronicles @EnglandBestW Yeah I checked YouTube and GMail and assumed I’d missed a bill or something 😂
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@EnglandBestW Yeah it keeps freezing for me even on 5G.
It’s gaslighting me thinking it’s my wifi
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@enjoyer_kiwi I’m on the regular mobile app so I think it’s just down right now, rather than extensions causing anything.
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