A Wise Hypocrite

@ryanmmichaels Calm down fatty

hot take but i’m sick and tired of people calling this body type overweight

@javisosober Tough love

major throwback when i overdosed for the first time my grandma had the nerve to take some fucking photos like wtf

@HazelAppleyard If a NY strip between two dinner rolls counts, sign me up.

250k and I get to eat Subway and burgers for every meal? Please.

@ohhanxiety That things shoots a lot of frames per second. Protect freedom of the press!

Anybody..

@EmilySm43 I made it work. Without public assistance

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@redpillb0t Formal education after elementary school is unnecessary and harmful

An American takes out a $28,000 student loan. After 16 years and $38,000 paid, her balance is $58,000. $68,000 is PURE interest. She'll pay nearly $100,000 for a $28,000 education. This isn't "education financing" — it's usury.

@HawkEmDownChris If it's gonna be 101 you mow in the morning or evening. I'll take the snow

Would you rather cut grass in 101° or shovel snow in 10°?

@oelma__ $$

Jennifer Lopez is 56 years old, why is she still dressing like this on stage ? 🤔

@chefsevenn I'm eating the bacon off of that asparagus then trashing it. After that I'm throwing the ketchup & 57 at you chef. Fuck outa here with that bullshit question

Ribeye. Are you adding ketchup or Heinz 57?

@notcee_fan Yuck

Tobey Maguire (50) is currently dating mishka Silva (20). She wasn’t even born when he was playing Spiderman 😭

@wolflovesmelon Please jump to your death to prove your conviction

Hi my name is Guido Reichstadter & I'm currently occupying the top of the Frederick Douglass memorial bridge in Washington DC. I'm calling on the people of the United States to bring an immediate end to the Trump regime's illegal war on Iran and the removal of the regime power through mass nonviolent direct action and non-cooperation. I also want to urgently warn the people of the US and the world of the imminent danger we are in of crossing a point of no return towards the development of artificial intelligence which poses the risk of catastrophic harm to humanity, including human extinction. I call on the governments of the world to take immediate action to end this danger by permanently banning the development of artificial general intelligence and machine super intelligence. I also call on the people of the world to exert all possible influence through nonviolent action to compel their governments to end this danger with all possible speed.

@_wej01 Fuck! No coffee? What about Caffeine? If Caffeine is allowed, sign me up

You receive $2,000 a week for life, but you can never drink coffee/redbull again. Would you take the deal?????

@pnwguerrilla Not minding your own business then blasting someone online because you judge people and don't mind your own business isn't cool. Kinda makes you look like a douche

So i am at a park with the family and i just witnessed something i HAVE to share. Obese White woman covered in tattoos, and two mixed kids. This obese White woman layed down a blanket and no bullshit gave her 2 year old waffers and marshmallows in a bowl FOR LUNCH…..Overheard her talking to another mom and said the two year old is 47lbs… Holy fuck man…..How can ANYONE think this is okay?

@HazelAppleyard Once a week for 400k?

Is $100k USD enough?

@antibearthesis He's $34,900 ahead of the game

My older brother is 28. He has: • $0 invested • $35k in savings • $10k car loan • No other debt He thinks he’s behind financially. What would you tell him?

@dqveed I guess killing someone in self defense is technically murder

He's still a murderer so

@IAmSteveHarvey The truth

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

@EeeOsborne I heard fentanyl is cool

Gonna stop drinking, Can yall recommend fun drugs to do for beginners

@JakeRammos Dwayne Johnson

Gun to your head, name a rock.

@krassenstein I'm shocked to say this. I agree with you

We will be announcing Project8647 shortly. Stay tuned. It is so incredibly important to this country that we fight back against infringement of our first amendment rights.