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dex ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@ohheykyle
oh hi. Coasters. Tech. Pizza. Life. and Taco Bell. 31. ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐บ๐ธ $kylewazhere living life and going with it. FL ๐ด
Wilton Manors, FL Beigetreten Aฤustos 2022
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RT @jake_coasters: Universal just filed a wave of fascinating patents that hint at where theme park tech could be headed next:
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Florida: No property taxes because people should not have to pay infinite rent to the government
Soviet Union: No property taxes because people couldn't own private property
Media: "Same thing"
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@RCXcyclopedia The closest cookout from SFL is 5 hours ๐ญ
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@ohheykyle Favorite fast food and itโs not even close
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5 DAYS UNTIL ADVENTURE BEGINS!
2 ROAD TRIP COMPANIONS
10 DAYS
10 CITIES
13 PARKS
42+ NEW COASTER CREDITS
4,500 MILES TO DRIVE
LOTS OF COOK OUT, SHEETZ, PRIMANTI BROS, PORTILLOโS & CINNAMON BREAD!
ONLY ON RCX!
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The city of ppines prob knows me by name now. Iโve been here at least 10 times in the last month ๐
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Most of these flags are bullshit and elicit eye rolls from many gay men.
Encyclopaedia Britannica@Britannica
The pride flag was designed in 1978 by Gilbert Baker, at the behest of gay activist and city official Harvey Milk, who thought that the Gay Pride movement needed a logo. The original-purpose flag was constructed by Baker with hand-dyed fabric and consisted of eight stripes.
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Clickbait.
Michael Embrich@MikeEmbrich
If youโre thinking about switching to a Tesla because gas prices are high, donโt do it. Let me save you. First, youโll still be driving a car built by a company run like a group chat with stock options. Every โupgradeโ feels like a software update you didnโt ask for, and somehow the car has fewer normal buttons than a microwave from 1997. Full Self-Driving? Cool name. Except you still have to supervise it like a toddler holding scissors. Nothing says โfuture of transportationโ like paying thousands of dollars to beta test anxiety. Then thereโs the interior. Minimalist? Sure. But thereโs a fine line between โclean designโ and โwhere the hell did all the controls go?โ Sometimes I donโt want to dig through a touchscreen menu just to open a glovebox or adjust something basic. Revolutionary stuff. No physical key, because apparently your phone needs one more job. Great until your phone dies, glitches, updates, overheats, or decides today is the day it no longer believes in Bluetooth. And the door handles. Why are we reinventing door handles? Humanity had this one figured out. Charging sounds great until youโre on a road trip, staring at a charger like youโre waiting for a printer to connect to Wi-Fi. Gas stations may smell like fumes, but at least the pump doesnโt make you download an app, check availability, and pray the charger actually works. The build quality? Letโs just say some Teslas look like they were assembled during an earthquake by people being chased. Panel gaps, rattles, weird noises โ but hey, at least it has fart mode. And yes, it has a massive screen, cameras everywhere, ambient lights, games, apps, AI, and a bunch of features that make it feel less like a car and more like a rolling tech demo nobody finished. So before you buy a Tesla because gas prices are high, remember: saving money at the pump is cool, but so is owning a car that doesnโt feel like it was designed by Reddit, built by interns, and updated by chaos. Youโve been warned. โก๐โ #Tesla #TeslaSucks #EVs #GasPrices #Cars
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Hantavirus sure disappeared quickly once we made it clear we are not doing that again,
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An inch in 10 minutes would wipe out half the cities in the US. Here in South Florida we call it a normal summer afternoon.
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Having to turn the TV up because of the rain noise is AWESOME!!! Sounds like this may go on for a while!! I'd say the drought has about two weeks left in it.
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Itโs always a good day to watch Jurassic park.
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They should make a test track/Spider-Man type of ride for the OG Jurassic Park.
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The last 3 guys Iโve hooked up with all have the same name ๐๐๐
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On this day 27 years ago, blink-182 released Enema of the State! ๐ฉโโ๏ธ๐ค
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