Robyn Evans

@corinacorona Loose Kraft grated parmesan behind every flap

Thanks for the dopamine hit, Susie. Susie* 223 in 1: 5️⃣ susie.rbrignall.org.uk #SusieGame

here’s a bit about basements in Toronto

Update: Already making an ass of myself at the new place. Feels good. Feels like home.

Also I'm @RobynEC@mstdn.ca, trying to figure out how anything works over there

I can't live with my last tweet ever being about Quordle, so... I just wanted you all to know that I will most definitely end up getting that Téléfrançais shirt. ♥️

@fleecebeast I've been stuck indoors with a sick kid all week, so this is sadly as close to euphoria as it gets atm

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@munhu111 @fesshole Honesty is the cornerstone of any good friendship and I would hope she'd appreciate my candor about her daughter's uncanny resemblance to a bread pudding made from a milk-soaked scarecrow.

@oiseauloco @fesshole What possible kind way could you tell your "friend" that her daughter looks like Boris? What wonderful warm and fuzzy new dimension would it bring to your "friendship"?

I love my friends I really do but some of them have the ugliest kids, and I mean UGLY! I hate scrolling Facebook for fear of seeing the little munters.

@TerribleMaps Second time seeing this but first time noticing that Greece is Europe's cumshot

Help Alex kick those shady dbags right in their amorphous blobs. Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics gofund.me/c0d683af

@fesshole See, I knew you were lulling us into a false sense of comfort with the last one

I'm jealous of my kid's snotty noses, I regularly see some epic wet and dry specimens ripe for picking but unfortunately if I see them rooting with a finger I have to tell them to stop but would love nothing more than to have them up my nose

@fesshole My 5yo son is autistic and while he is the light of my life, there are some very challenging times. It's always a boost to hear encouraging stories like this. Thank you. ♥️

My daughter is autistic. When she was very small, she was so difficult & I was very depressed & despairing about her & my future. She's older now and she is an absolute joy, full of love & the source of everything that is good in my life. Keep going – things get better.

In honour of the jewel in 2022's cinematic crown, a reminder of that time I disturbed my work colleagues with one of my all-time fave Halloween costumes

My husband thought I was asleep when he came to bed last night. Once he'd climbed in and settled under the covers, I whispered "I is a hay boy". God, how I love a quotable movie. Feels like we were gifted a new UHF. (There is no higher praise in this house.)

@adhdjesse The companies I've boycotted for reasons I can't recall

I’m pretty good at forgiving* people. *forgetting about what they did to upset me in the first place

@Anuja_V Haha I felt your anxiety at the remote possibility that I wouldn't! Don't worry, that theme song is branded onto my hippocampus.

@oiseauloco 🎶 BONJOUR! HALLO! SALUT! 🎶 Ummm… you should 100% get this! 🍍🍍🍍

Oh no. Someone please talk me out of buying this sixth grade French class fever dream of a shirt.

This throws into question whether I should ever consider my cooking successful after he goes back for seconds. He has lost all credibility.

When you realise halfway through making mac & cheese that you don't have enough milk or cheese so you wind up adding a bunch of other stuff and the result tastes like what can only be described as a gym sock dipped in mustard... and your husband has two helpings