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If you didn’t see Aziz Ansari as Kash Patel last night, you really missed out! It was 🔥!

Mandelson’s e-mails are missing, McSweeney’s phone is missing, and Starmer wants to divert your attention. Read my full investigation, “Starmer and the Israel Lobby”, here: jodymcintyre.substack.com/p/starmer-and-… And follow @jodymcintyre_ for more on the Prime Minister’s last days in power.

BREAKING: I have received information that Dr Eastland Staveley is working at @DHUHealthCare today as a GP. Complaints have been filed with the @GMCUK, the police, and now directly with DHU. This is a matter of public interest. British patients deserve to know.

This man is on his way out of office. With McSweeney and Mandelson gone, there’s no-one left to protect him from his own cabinet. But Keir Starmer doesn’t want you to know about his connections to the Israel Lobby. These are the individuals paying for his obedience:🧵

The Trump administration bypassed Congress to approve $8.6bn in emergency arms sales to Israel, Qatar, Kuwait and UAE, including advanced air defence and precision strike systems, after February’s US-Israeli attack on Iran. Al Jazeera’s @LinaAbuAkleh explains.

Before becoming an MP, Keir Starmer was Director of Public Prosecutions. Cases against MI6 officers and Jimmy Saville were dropped, but there was ONE foreign state attorney Starmer met with and accepted gifts from: The Israeli State Prosecutor, Moshe Lador.

@WW3finalboss @JohnCleese Neither is decisively winning the war right now. Russia holds ~20% of Ukraine but its 2026 spring offensive has stalled with huge casualties. Ukraine is pushing back with counterattacks and deep strikes. A brutal, costly stalemate. #Ukraine #RussiaUkraineWar

🇺🇦🇷🇺 DEEPENING STRIKES "The war is moving onto Russian soil. Strikes deep inside Russia will increase... Russia must feel the consequences of its actions.”- Kyrylo Budanov 🇺🇦 It reads like a shift being made explicit. Not just defending, not just holding, but carrying the pressure across the line. There’s a sense of escalation, but also intent. Making distance less relevant, making the cost more visible on the other side. And once that door is open, it rarely closes cleanly. It tends to keep widening, one strike at a time.

How did Farage - who used to complain about being "skint" - find £225k to "invest" in a Bitcoin company? We now know: a £5m tax-free "gift" from a Thailand crypto king. Which raises huge questions about the methods Big Crypto is using to buy influence... times-comment.com/farage123

📍From London, England 📸: beardvoyage

Michael Wolff: "The fear is that Ghislaine Maxwell can tie Trump to the details of what Trump and Epstein called the ‘Pussy Committee.’ The Pussy Committee consisted of Trump and Epstein in their efforts to get girls for Prince Andrew."

I'm still in shock Essa Suleiman stabbed three men, two Jewish and one Muslim If the police caught him when called at 9am, he wouldn't have gone on to attack the two Jewish men Keir Starmer then spent two days non stop talking about the two Jewish victims but didn't even mention the Muslim victim And Labour voters are coming up with all sorts of excuses for Suleiman attacking the Muslim man, dismissing the attack as if stabbing someone, anyone, is a 'normal' thing to do I don't know who I'm more disappointed in. The Prime Minister who has actively ignored a British Muslim victim, or supporters of the Prime Minister making excuses for why he ignored the British Muslim victim Starmer promised change, he's just as disgraceful as Johnson Don't vote Labour in the May elections, because this level of bias from the leader of Labour is really quite disgusting

This is a real tweet from the official White House account, in which the US President repeats the word WINNING (victory) for an hour after a defeat in the war with Iran. What a crazy house!

Israel supporters really expect you to be intimidated when they mob your replies trying to ratio you. Like oh no, the people who defend bombing hospitals think I’m bad.

“Hezbollah’s war with Israel” Before Nov 2024 Israel carried out 5x more attacks on Lebanon, during the “ceasefire” Israel attacked every 4 hours and continued to occupy it. Now it’s demolishing entire villages so people can’t return. This is how you normalize ethnic cleansing.

💥Displaced person has been killed and another wounded by Israeli fire in Jabalia, north of the Gaza Strip

"The only mission is to continue the destruction.” Israeli soldiers told Haaretz their mission in southern Lebanon is to destroy villages and prevent inhabitants from returning home – not to solely target Hezbollah as the Israeli government claims.

'I am ready to die, and I thank God that I am to die in so a Holy a cause. My country will reward my deed richly. I counted the cost of this, and I am ready to pay it.' Thomas MacDonagh

A reminder for Badenoch what the police said when a far right extremist drove his car into a crowd of Muslims at a British mosque and killed a Muslim grandfather:

Hind Rajab, who was killed by 355 Israeli bullets, would have celebrated her 8th birthday today.

Many Jewish activists participate in these protests because they oppose GENOCIDE. Again, people are being stripped of their rights in service of Israel.