Kevin Berry

Recognising this appearance of the abdomen can be lifesaving. What’s the diagnosis?

@fuckyouiquit @Angry_Staffer

@Angry_Staffer Come on man its not like its spyware feeding Palantir more data or anything

You couldn’t pay me to download that White House app.

@espn @Softykjr Dude can golf but he can’t drive worth a shit.

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. spr.ly/6016B698Be

@WhiteHouse Dignity and honesty????????

SOON.

@GovBobFerguson You had absolutly nothing to do with the Seahawks. You’ll have absolutely nothing to do with the Mariners either. So far all you’ve done is cost me money.

3 goals as Governor this year: Seahawks Super Bowl win (done), bring back the Sonics (progress), and importantly, Mariners getting to the World Series. The road to that last one starts today. Good luck Mariners!

@mlb @mariners This is bullshit. I paid my 99 for the season and the MLB app is up and down. I’ve missed the first 2 innings. If this is how it’s going to be I’ll skip watching again. Get it together.

@Mariners This is a cluster you know what.

More Mariners TV information 📺 If you’re in our home territory (WA, OR, ID, MT, AK) and have cable, satellite or an internet TV provider, Mariners TV will be available on the below distributors and channels (more providers still to be announced). These channels will appear soon if your package includes Mariners TV. We expect your package to include Mariners TV if it included Mariners Baseball last season. A full channel finder (by ZIP code + provider) will be available tomorrow at Mariners.com/Watch. No TV provider? Mariners.TV is our direct-to-consumer, standalone streaming option. Stream every game with no local blackouts via web or the MLB App on mobile or smart TV devices. $99.99/season or $19.99/month, available now. Outside our home territory, fans can continue to stream our games on MLB.TV.

@Softykjr Jesus, I pay my 99 and can’t find them on any damn streaming service. No app to download on my Samsung. I’m hoping I’m not going to have to cast the games all year. Isn’t there an easier way?

Here we go...is this the year(this question will repeat if not)???

@AP He’s such an attention whore.

BREAKING: U.S. Treasury is working to put President Trump's signature on new paper currency, a first for a sitting president, an AP source says. apnews.com/article/trump-…

@MLB It’s looks foggy on the infield but it’s clearly sunny in the outfield. What’s the deal with that? Stop doing those stupid letterbox type shots too.

Logan Webb starts off the 2026 season with a strikeout!

@tim_cook 2 things please. “Mighty Text” or an equivalent for IOS that works on Windows. 2nd, automated text replies that are straight forward from and don’t use the convoluted “Focus” method. Our entire company are all issued iPhones and feel helpless when we go on vacation.

@fischybusinesss @MtStHelensWA We love our mountains.

We got @MtStHelensWA calling Laura Loomer a cunt on main I'm never deleting this damn app

@SpringNuts_ @springsteen April 3rd, 10 days from now. I’ll be there and beyond excited. Driving down from Seattle.

From @springsteen - Getting ready for the Land of Hope and Dreams tour! Minneapolis to Washington March 31st- May 27th #springsteen #estreetband

@ChrisCatalyst I tried watching that. It didn’t grab me and I lost interest. I know others that love it. I couldn’t get into it.

I’ve been watching that TV programme ‘Narcos’. Never has a show swung from being really genuinely brilliant to being so fucking unbelievably shit within minutes of itself. I absolutely love it.

@Jerrybraden92 @BonJovi @jonbonjovi I’ll be seeing Bruce in 12 days. Super excited for the show.

Jon Bon Jovi driving Bruce Springsteen after rehearsals for Bruce Love the part of Jon looking back waiting for Bruce to get in the car Love seeing videos like this Video Credit: Jim Crisci #BonJovi #JonBonJovi

@CollinGrossWx Let’s see this be covered by homeowners insurance.

BREAKING: Reports are coming in of a possible meteor that exploded over the west side of Houston, Texas this evening ☄️ Lightning detection on satellite picked up the flash!

Please don’t send this to @realdonaldtrump or his family members. It would be wrong to remind everyone he was a 5-time draft dodger and a coward.

@MarioNawfal Shoot one down and figure out where it’s from.

🇺🇸 Someone flew drones over a U.S. nuclear air base for 6 straight nights… and nobody stopped them. Between March 9 and 15, groups of 12–15 drones flew over Barksdale in Louisiana, where B-52 bombers are based. These things couldn’t be jammed. It looked like they were testing how the base reacts. Operations even had to pause. Still no idea who sent them. Someone’s literally testing the locks. Source: ABC News

@CAlmanza1007 @The_ThunderWire What are you talking about you freaking asshat?

If Sonics want history back, Seattle owes Thunder an apology (via @The_ThunderWire): okcthunderwire.usatoday.com/story/sports/n…

@herotimeszero Oh no! The horror of it all. 110 lb bad ass. What a jerk off.

Just a reminder that Kid Rock has Trump's back. If you mess with Trump, he'll play his music.