Andy Teach

What happened to doing something because it is right, rather than for thanks, or mineral rights?!

I wish my car could fly

@fesshole Could you do it from home - or would that be lazy?

I have a job. But also don't have a job. I turn up at the office every day, always on time, ready to work. Except there's no work for me. And yes, I do ask for something to do. I basically get paid over £44k to sit at a desk scrolling through social media & watching Netflix.

I came across this on Tiktok. Just have a listen. Change starts from each everyone of you. No one is perfect.. we all make mistakes. Let's stop punishing a whole religion or race because of one/two idiots..

Oh my word this guy puts it better than I've heard from anyone! ❤️ #lovenothate

@bennetthaselton @BMeiselas You win The Internet today!

@BMeiselas OnlyFins?

Wait so JD Vance was searching for porn that featured dolphins and women? And then he posted a screenshot and didn’t realize people could see his search history? Is that right?

@azb2019 @BepSquare @AutisticCraig96 @ChrisThinkbiker @jordanhartley8 @burge1987 @atb2712 But you're more likely to be walking on a pavement than in a road surely?

@azb2019 @AutisticCraig96 @BepSquare @ChrisThinkbiker @jordanhartley8 @burge1987 @atb2712 No, not a 125cc until you are 17. At 16 years old you can only ride a moped up to 50cc and not capable of more than 28 mph on completion of a CBT.

@aberfoodblog @ukevowners I was just helping someone who said they'd never seen a hydrogen powered vehicle. Not a herring of any colour! 😂

Any hydrogen experts actually own a hydrogen car in here.

@anon_opin ..And finally have the money to do it!

Please don't mock us middle-aged men you see going through a mid-life crisis. It's usually a sign we've finally woken up to the fact we've only got one life, time is running out and we need to try things we've always wanted to.

@RishiSunak "In 2023, we're already taking £42 billion away from the British people." There - fixed it for you Rishi.

From today, the majority of foreign university students cannot bring family members to the UK. In 2024, we’re already delivering for the British people.

A Christmas message. open.spotify.com/track/0Q8BtIdR…

@bolderston_mark My mate had one as a delivery van in his first job working for an off-licence. He spun it into a ditch in his first week, I was in the passenger seat at the time. The car was undamaged, and we were uninjured - so we pushed it back onto the road and carried on. Never told anyone.

Mini Van Your Thoughts Please any Memories?

@Hollersbach @CheshireRCU Why do 'thief's'get an apostrophe when rapists and muggers don't? Did they steal it? (Oh, and the plural of thief, is thieves by the way).

@CheshireRCU Another soft target by the police. Yes this guy is in the wrong. Please catch Rapists, muggers and thief’s if that’s not too much trouble.

Driver reported to court for driving this coach in lane 3 of 3 on the M6

@TJGriffiths The real question here is- who cut that scone 'in half'? And what were they distracted by at the time?!

Ah, that age old question - which should be spread first on the scone? 🤔

@ilovenostalgia Boop!

Caption this…

@chaoticteach Natural History Museum, Science Museum, Tate Modern?

@dougs_cars Not rare on my driveway!🤣

Diesel A8?! That HAS to be rare.

@WiltsSpecOps We're using kilometres rather than miles now?

#RPU witnessed the driver of this Nissan note maintain his position on the M4 motorway in Lane 2 for approximately 10km with no vehicles to its nearside. Driver stopped and reported #TakeNote