Paul Touhey

Week at Everton. Goodison Park for the girls. The Dick for the boys. #ShitHaiku

@xkatealicex Literally said this yesterday. If it takes more than 30 seconds on field decision needs to stand.

I know I’m preaching to the choir, but VAR drives me mad. If it takes longer than 20 seconds to check, it’s not clear and obvious. Stop looking for toenails offside/deciding whether or not a shirt pull is hard enough after six different angles and just play the game in real time

@SuperLeague @hullkrofficial Another loss for him then.

Nathan Cleary is @hullkrofficial fan for the night 👀 #SuperLeague #GrandFinal

@F0reverEvert0n Passports all expire in less than 9 months.

What’s stopping this team making europe? 👀

@xkatealicex Best player we never got to see live.

😍💙😍

@ryanwgough More worrying thought is Labour not actually doing anything they've promised in the next 2 years.

Honestly - a few of the replies to this little tribute to engineering excellence exhibit a level of stupidity that suggests to me that it won’t be long before our spacecraft are the only thing that remains of our increasingly dim-witted civilisation. Until recently my guess has been that the answer to the Fermi Paradox might be found in biology - complex biological systems are rare. I’m increasingly of the view that the reason for The Great Silence is that civilisations are inevitably crushed by the weight of nobheads shortly after inventing the internet.

@melindajodi No tracksuit though.

I’m not even being biased here - if Sean Dyche doesn’t get this, I will truly be lost for words. No one more deserving tbh

@graceyldn Good result for West Ham today though.

YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK 😭💙🤣

@joshualeclair1 Everton obviously.

@paul2e What team do you want to win?

Was the ref a @ManCity fan or a @Arsenal fan. Get your controversial tweets in now! #EVELIV #NFFC

@joshualeclair1 Good game, deserved winners. Liverpool not at their best but that's the business end of the season.

@paul2e What do you think of the match?

My first day as Social Media Manager at Nottingham Forest, keeping it professional for now and sticking to my media training 👍🏻

Ashley Young, untouchable today by everyone. Forrest, VAR, PGMOL #EVENFO #EFC #UTFT

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Left the queue for Wicker Man after two and a half hours.

Here's the current climate.

List of rides currently closed @altontowers due to "Bad Weather"...

@SuperLeague is getting ridiculous now.