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Paul Hooper

@paulhooper

Beigetreten Aralık 2008
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Paul Hooper
Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
Nothing more disheartening than watching a comic say “I’m kidding” while onstage at a comedy show.
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Somehow saying nothing of value has become very valuable in our society.
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The key to a team’s success is good leadership. I know this because it is the topic of every podcast on planet earth.
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Staring at the sun is probably healthier than looking at all these dumbass posts.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
Fall for the joke on April Fools day but pretend to feel deeply betrayed and never let it go. The long play wins.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
26 years in comedy today. If you think I’m funny thank you. And if you don’t think I’m funny evidently that doesn’t matter.
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I can’t believe how the one rich guy yelled at the other rich guy in that game. It consumes me.
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I did not watch the Golden Globes but will review your essays and announce a winner on Friday.
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I’d rather pay double than receive another Black Friday or Cyber Monday email.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
Always important to remember you’re not on the football team you’re upset about. You do not have to care.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
Take more steps, say less words.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
Went for a physical today. Doctor says it’s time for a colon screening. They’re sending a kit so I can take a sample and mail it in. Asked for a couple extra to send out as gifts this holiday season.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
If your favorite football team doesn’t win today just remember you don’t play for the team and you’ll never have as much money as them. Then maybe go for a walk
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
HGTV is a whole channel dedicated to people who can barely stand each and are looking to spend $800,000 asap.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
@joezimmerman Just got food poisoning from Cava. But we all miss once in a while.
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Joe Zimmerman@joezimmerman·
Any strong opinions on Cava vs. Sweetgreen in the fast casual, healthful eating, dining corporate chain space?
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Dylan Shelton@DylanHShelton·
We lost Pam. She’d been sunning herself on the deck. Neighbors let their dog out and they were playing at the fence. She collapsed. I put her in the tub and ran cold water over her. She stopped breathing, I started cpr. Brutal and terrifying experience. I love her so much.
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Giulio Gallarotti
Giulio Gallarotti@Notjulio·
PLACES YOU CAN GO - AFGHANISTAN - all 5 episodes live now. See link in bio for diff streaming options.
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Paul Hooper@paulhooper·
I’ve found the key to enjoying comedy is ignoring a lot of comedy.
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