Known sandwich pervert
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A PLA horseman riding towards a nuclear explosion whilst aiming a Kalashnikov during a nuclear weapons test in Lop Nur China 1964
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I'm actually banned from the hospital for teaching other patients how to cast a spell on the doctor
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@Cyber_Gnarledge If you find this one don’t buy it rn, it’s heavily leaning on Trump breaking everyone’s ankles over oil
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accounts payable son or accounts receivable daughter
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It is 98% dusting or hiring someone to dust. It is 1% keeping carpenter bees out of your deck, and 1% replacing water heaters because they keep melting.
soggy broccoli@soggybrocoli
men love to say “women don’t want to be homemakers” while having zero idea what actual home making is. hint: it’s not making a pie from scratch in a milkmaid dress. that’s social media bs
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Paul Soter returns as FOSTER in #SuperTroopers3. Watch the trailer at 4:20 pm ET.
Join our countdown to 420 livestream right meow.
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He’s 37 I’m sure he won’t spend his birthday, a Monday, day drinking and smoking J’s👴🏻
Me 😏:
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So many structures in the kidney sound like biblical angels
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@thjieves They looooovvvvvveeeee gas station food it’s like all they eat and drink
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@peanutttree Passing through a town on the way home from my sister’s last week I saw one in a horse-drawn carriage full of Mountain Dew. Forgot to tweet about it. I wish I’d gotten a picture.
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Cool. I could become the first artist in history to nail a photograph of a Mennonite while hitting 68mph.
PopNews@popnewx
Olivia Rodrigo could become the first artist in history to debut the lead single from each of their first three albums at #1 on the Billboard Hot 100.
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