Steve Knous

Sassy Bitches and I are in our happy place, loving life in Maui. The beaches are spectacular and we're getting out for some killer golf. Gotta say tho, the Bermuda grass is hard stuff to conquer. Going deep into my golf ball reserves. #demongrass #tincup

Sassy Bitches said I have Napoleon hair. Haha, grateful to have hair, Napoleon or otherwise. #dippitydooforOldguys #nomussnofuss

@ScottJenningsKY Thx Scott for being a bulldog. You are a voice of reason in a chaotic word. Carry on, amigo.

Talking points. Blind hatred. Conspiracy theories. And rooting against America. That’s about all the Left has left right now.

Losing my edge. Too much on my plate. The Big Man needs a vacation. Talk to the hand. See ya in Maui. #thehandknows

Why are putting lines so obvious when watching on TV? Makes me wonder if 3-dimensional vision complicates putt reading. I need some 2-dimensional glasses. #18putts #businessOpportunity

The demons are back. Need range time and an exorcism. #igotthis #crackOn

@KylePorterNS @CharlieGolf_Co Hatton, Rose and Reed all close ground on Rory, but to no avail. Rory wins by 2.

Big thanks to @CharlieGolf_Co for sponsoring the newsletter and pod this week. We’ll give away 3 of their bags this weekend. Eligibility = be subscribed to the newsletter and comment below about what’s going to happen over the final 36 holes. Be as irresponsible as you want.

@KylePorterNS @Garmin 15333

We're giving away a @Garmin rangefinder in tonight's/tomorrow morning's newsletter. To win it, you have to be subscribed to the newsletter and guess how many steps I throughout Thursday. I'll post my total late tonight. Closest guess wins the rangefinder. Good luck.

@KylePorterNS @OGIO Aberg will be sporting the green jacket on Sunday afternoon. Dude is too good to miss the W.

Today's Normal Sport giveaway: Two @OGIO golf travel bags. Eligibility = subscribe to our free newsletter and comment below with who you think is going to win and why. Don't even have to be right. Just have to comment. We'll draw two later this evening.

Moving day. When did we get all this stuff? I yearn for a return of a simpler life when 2 chairs and a box were enough. #highstyle #cleanliving

Rockies game cuisine: fully loaded Sonoran Dog, a bag of peanuts and an ice cold Silver Bullet tall-boy. Calling it a win. #foodpyramidsuccess #yard

I just went deeper into debt. More than my lifetime earnings. I now own 3 homes. And I'm about to retire. Proud to be an American. #livingthedream #suckersPay #taxtheRich #bernie

Alrighty then, here's the lowdown. I played today and I can honestly say I hit 5 or 6 shots superbly, far beyond expectations. It's the other 75 shots that cause me problems. #thedooriscrackedopenslightly #stillwonsomecheddar

Who dat at Rockies game eating a Sonoran Dog with a Silver Bullet tall-boy chuggaloo? El Bitterman, dat who. #justanothermonday

PGA Superstore is where old guys go to wander about aimlessly. Never buy anything. #dozensofdudes #hoursandhours #mypeople

Ex-mormon Bitches explained why coffee was banned long ago for all Mormons. It is complete and total nonsense. Sorry Brigham, but Satan's bean is wholeheartedly welcomed in my home EVERY DAY. Why yes, I will have another! #hotjoe #spiceoflife #holdthesugar

Out for a bike ride when a nutjob masquerading as a driver set his sights in search of WWIII. Ol' Blood and Guts was ready to come outta retirement and rumble. The culprit felt the fury and sought forgiveness. I requested restitution in Bitcoin. #combatAvoided #bigSchnitzel

Lovin' my Nugs! #findaWay