pie

friend who is a concept not quite tied down to physical manifestation

Fucks you vaguely

watching my mom laugh off some shit she did to me as a kid that genuinely stuck w me

@lottiestwt7 u have a point there

@pieydfm i know 😭😭😭 that doesn't mean i use ⭐️ 🪽 like those cringe people on edtt, there's a difference

i'm sorry but if you have ⭐ 🪽 on your account then i'm not talking to u cuz ur corny asf

Top 10 times I went normal mode

i don't want to do anything at all not even have fun

some kind of backwards intervention where your friends sit you down to explain that they only want to be around you if you've been drinking

theres pretty much nothing to do on earth

I’m nothing

@fastestUFO this is how it feels

i dont know what your talking about i dont know what anything is

@doofusberg me too doofus me too

im horny i-i mean hungry!! #matingseason #doofus

(Recipe webpage intro) The world is a big and scary place. The world is dark

Sorry I have to go sit out on the porch and clear my mind a bit…

nail tech let me pay her with taco bell