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how the fuck do you make friends on here

dip the breadstick of your soul into the marinara sauce of my love bro

why do i keep getting edtwt on my feed dude i just drank a 2000 calorie milkshake for breakfast I don't belong here

I Want to eat everyones brain and Mash it all into my brain so i have a big Beautiful Brain with Lots and lots of Information

my cat genuinely really loves me and that keeps me going tbh

one time i got lazy halfway through shaving and rocked side burns on my vagina for like a week or two

My bush naturally thins out like as soon as u get down to clit level so its like party in the front business in the back

What does Any of it mean

this might be the autism speaking but does absolutely nothing about humanity and social rules make sense to anybody else

@sanemil0ver69 actually sounds kind of yummy

jalepeño w takis and cream cheese except i didnt have jalepeños takis or cream cheese so i put hot fries in a cucumber

Self proclaimed “misandrists” love to call random girls on the internet birds for like..buying their bfs lunch LMFAO. Whole time they also have bfs and let them a- *explosion happens that blows my limbs off* gys my arms r gone. I can onl y typew ith my tomgue!!!

Every time i start speaking to someone new they make a comment about how i'm so easy to talk to because i have no sense of tmi/filter/embarrassment and nothing is taboo to me... this is true but knowing other people are perceiving that makes me feel Fear

@doofusberg I think you should try cooking Two omelettes this time

Google what to do when u burn ur kitchen cuz u dont know how to cook an omlette

This body is not mine

am i supposed to feel like i belong in my body or is that just a myth

@Buck36043Buck Buck u make me feel seen Thank you

My name is Buck and I have no baseline for what I am supposed to feel like because every time I wake up it’s like I am being dropped into my own body and brain for the very first time ever and it’s sort of a very Uncomfortable Disconnection that alienates me from my own self

u guys think i made it better or worse by sending another 30 messages about completely unrelated brain slop and then some pictures of my ass followed by paragraphs of weird cryptic fear #lmk

just sent like 50 messages word vomiting about my frustrations with my labia to my boyfriend of 1 month and felt intense crippling embarrassment the entire time yet just could not stop for some reason

ketchup doesn’t exist

i dont jerk off i MASTURBATE and if i dont cum i KILL MYSELF