E. M. Kamya

@patrickoyulu Happy birthday younger bro

A GRATEFUL MAN BORN IN A MISUNDERSTOOD MONTH March has a branding problem. It walks into the calendar like a well-dressed suspect -smiling, but with a reputation. Ever since the 'Ides of March' -when Julius Caesar met his famously overcommitted colleagues -we’ve treated the entire month like it owes us an apology. But must one Roman boardroom ambush define the whole season? I refuse. Because long before daggers, mid-March was about life -picnics, laughter, dancing by the river. Proper enjoyment. The kind where even your village uncle starts stories that have no ending. And then there’s my own March. A month that once tried to quietly escort me off stage -March 16, last year, a thrombectomy. A near curtain call. But here I am -alive, alert, and still asking unnecessary questions. If anything, March did not curse me -it clarified me. Then we go back -1969. What a year! Apollo 11 Moon Landing told mankind, “You can leave Earth and still come back with stories.” #ArtemissII follows suit -God willing, on April 1, 2026. Sesame Street and Scooby-Doo was teaching us life before life could teach us itself. And somewhere between moon dust and childhood wonder, I arrived - March 30. No headlines. No trumpet. But history adjusted itself, just slightly. From rhyming “Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree” in my primary school days, to singing to Pat Shange’s Anytime Babe swagger, to humming today’s amapiano Hai Wena Mani - my life has been a moving soundtrack. Sometimes off-key, sometimes on fire, but always playing. Nkadiye? Perhaps. But still capable. Still dancing when the right song drops. Even Elvis Presley failed at golf and still walked away with a hit. That’s life. You swing, you miss, you compose. So no -I will not let #March intimidate me with ancient gossip. I choose gratitude. I choose to see a month that gave me breath, rhythm, curiosity, scars, stories -and the audacity to laugh through it all. Beneath all the wit, the wanderings, the questions, the noise -there is simply a man, deeply grateful for life, and hopeful for many more verses. Many would not beware the ides of March but a Tiger “Wood”. Now take care of April first… #MarchMadness #Uganda #MarchHappiness #Birthdays #IdesofMarch #March30

@DoctorJoe256 @ekiggundu Maybe you should research more🤔

@pine_eng @ekiggundu A u sure? Maybe research more about the same

When did Dr Maggie Kigozi become a professor? I know she trained and briefly practised as a medical doctor, but I missed the part about how she became a professor. I see many publications using the prefix Prof. before her name. Any details?

@AmbroseEmuron @ekiggundu No. He was the first FULL minister of Works in 1986.

@ekiggundu That is true

She inherited the title from her husband Mr. Kigozi.

@TimKalyegira They do not bet?

Top 10 search interests in Mauritius For the week ending March 28, 2026 Source: Google data logs Research by @TimKalyegira 1) Weather 2) ChatGPT 3) YouTube 4) Google 5) MCB (main commercial bank) 6) Translate 7) AI 8) WhatsApp 9) Defimedia (Le Défi Media Group) 10) Facebook

@OrtegaTalks Not necessarily in order of wildcardness?

In Uganda, you have about six wild cards. Among these, you will have Uganda's next President. A3, Mao, Salim Saleh, MK, Natasha, Bobi Wine

@_WiC_kED @DrChrisCombs @grok These are typical aptitude questions, 1 minute to solve it and no space to write too much English. You either answer H = 50, or you are deemed low IQ🤔

@DrChrisCombs @grok solve this

Evan you might want to ask for a refund

@CK_investment This VD thing was not there those days when we studied. Is there any advantage of that practice? Lost hours could be put to more productive work. Why don't schools allow parents to visit during the week, one time for each learner.

Half of Kampala’s population is stuck in Jam at Entebbe Road

@Emmaeka1 @DouglasLwangaUg The moment I see a vendor trying to overcharge because I use a lot of English, I just walk away. Same thing with labourers. Batama.

@pine_eng @DouglasLwangaUg Yah, I may not be very good at making some business statements coz I learnt on ground with limited exposure but an willing to upgrade. Thanks for the correction.

Why is hard for ugandan traders online to attach prices to what they are selling? When you ask “How Much” they reply “DM” whats the science there?🤔

@PeaceVictoria1 What did water do to Luo women? Complaining about water all the time yet you have Acwa , Tochi and the Nile? Even brown thighs?

Men from Northern Uganda think child spacing is having one child in Gulu and another in Mbarara with someone who has brown thighs and water.

@TonyOwana @BugandaKingdom_ @bbstvug @liamlianda86 Baalinnya ya maje ku luno then. This was 1954, the postwar world. India was independent already

@pine_eng @BugandaKingdom_ @bbstvug @liamlianda86 The Brits were relying on the fact that they had worked together with senior Baganda leaders to replace Mwanga with his baby, Chwa, less than 60 years earlier.

THE MUTEESA STRUGGLE #Owanapaedia thinks Chwa's forged will reported in March 1954 was part of @BugandaKingdom_ struggle to prevent Britain from replacing exiled Kabaka Muteesa with any other prince, but here are the breaking news stories of the era. @bbstvug @liamlianda86

@Emmaeka1 @DouglasLwangaUg You could indicate that the unit rate is different for specific thresholds... simple

@DouglasLwangaUg Some of us whose price is determined by the quantity someone is buying, it's hard to attach a specific price . A client buying a higher quantity may ignore thinking you may charge him like the one who asked for a lower quantity.

@MathewMlam72230 @KyokusiimaRabe4 @Nashiline Good manners for one. Not to eat while walking

@KyokusiimaRabe4 @Nashiline What skill exactly want to know

Help me on Ekisaakaate program, is it for all tribes or only for Baganda?? Am sorry to ask.. am not a muganda but I would love to take my gals🥰 thank you🙏🏼

@Yourskisekka @kirya_ug 1990年代にそこに住んでいたんだけど、ライブの性ショーがあったんだ。きまんすろ311。オンラインで低俗なものを避けるのは無理だよね

@kirya_ug もしかしたらアルゴリズムがそれを引き上げているのかもしれない。でも、彼らがやっていると信じているよ。

日本のタイムラインでは、このような投稿は決して見られないだろう

@AttoGladys He was detoxed

@pine_eng Did he survive?😳😳

Many people are using their eye drops wrongly. One drop is enough. Multiple drops will just overflow on your cheeks and get wasted. In the end, a bottle that should last 2weeks gets used up in 3 days! Eye drops are expensive. Use them correctly.

@ebeegeexi @FauzKhalid So what matters?

@FauzKhalid GDP doesn’t really matter in terms of military power! Speak about other many factors but leave the GDP! As, if the GDP should help countries feel secure, you would wonder why DRC always cry over Rwanda military power!

The GDP of Tehran Municipality is USD 475 Billion Uganda’s GDP is USD 55 Billion

@Will_apprentice @dmayombwe @YDimitre Regime change has occurred three times over. POTUS did give us the information that three tiers of leadership have been wiped out; the regime has therefore changed.

@dmayombwe @YDimitre What you are likely to find is, the US will be thoroughly defeated, not only on strategic (regime change, etc) objectives, but on every metric except No. bldgs destroyed & No. lives lost. But you wouldn't know it, because everything will be spun as a win, such is the fake media.

The most difficult subject in War School was Iran, you know why? No one, even my Professors who were former intelligence operatives couldn’t tell Irans military strategy. Militarily, Iran did what no country has done. The decentralization of it Forces, a well organized a formidable units with its own brain around defense. You can embed the CIA and Mossad as much as you want in Iran, but there’s a place where everything stops. So let me give you a little lesson about Iran, It is Not a country. Not really. More like a living labyrinth, designed not to win wars the way empires do but to outlive them. You see, in the grand theaters of war, where men like Napoleon Bonaparte chased glory and where doctrine is etched into polished marble halls, Iran chose a different scripture entirely. They studied collapse. They watched the fate of men like Saddam Hussein, a towering army, centralized, proud and decapitated in weeks. They watched Libya. They watched Afghanistan. And somewhere in the ashes of those fallen regimes, Iran asked a far more dangerous question: “What survives when the head is cut off?” And so, they removed the head. No single brain. No single nerve center. Instead, a thousand smaller minds, each capable of thought, of violence, of continuation. The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps is not merely a military force. It is a philosophy with weapons. A hydra. You don’t defeat it, you inconvenience it. Cut one arm, another recalibrates. Silence one commander, ten more adjust without ceremony, without pause. No dramatic funerals in the command chain. No operational paralysis. Just continuity. And then there’s the illusion, the one that keeps intelligence officers awake at night. You can penetrate a system, yes. The Central Intelligence Agency has. The Mossad certainly has. They’ve turned assets, intercepted signals, even reached into places once thought untouchable. But Iran doesn’t build for secrecy alone. It builds for betrayal. Every layer watched by another. Every agent suspected before he proves loyal. Every corridor lined not just with doors but with mirrors. You think you’re inside the system until you realize the system anticipated you long before you arrived. Now, about the dead. Spies, operatives, assets: men and women who stepped into that maze believing tradecraft could save them. Some vanished quietly. Others, not so quietly. Iran has made examples of those it accuses of espionage, broadcasting confessions, staging executions, sending messages carved not in ink but in consequence. But here’s the truth no agency will print: The real number? The real cost? Buried. Because in that world, numbers are not statistics, they’re vulnerabilities. You see, my friend, most nations prepare for war. Iran prepares for endurance. It doesn’t ask, “How do we defeat our enemy?” It asks, “How do we remain when they have exhausted themselves trying?” And that, that is a far more terrifying strategy. Because history has a peculiar habit of remembering not the strongest, but the last one standing.

@TonyOwana @BugandaKingdom_ @bbstvug @liamlianda86 The Brits were clutching at straws🤣

@pine_eng @BugandaKingdom_ @bbstvug @liamlianda86 Sebo oseka kiiii??!

@rajtom @thedaywar90 @AngryAvians She better join the fire department to look after him better. With such a beard? Risk of fire in the hiusehold is high.

@thedaywar90 @AngryAvians Heart touching ! Saluting your heroic and empathetic action! Great that God blessed you with a wonderful daughter! Stay blessed - both of you ! 👏❤️

I was thirty-eight when I pulled that little girl from a burning car on my way home from work. Her parents didn’t make it, and she clung to me like she had no one else. Everyone told me to step back, but she reached for me every time I returned. With no relatives found, I signed the papers and took her home. She became Avery—strong, disciplined, determined. Twenty-five years later, wearing her new badge, she whispered, “Dad… now let me protect you.”