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I actually own a MBTA commuter rail umbrella, bought it off some random guy with it in north end for 20 bucks. Literally just said "sick umbrella, I'll give YA 20 for it!" and bro said yes

Found on a lightpost near porter. I love u Somerville....

@synthetican1mal Claude would probably love to talk about cocaethylene if she was flesh...

theyre saying its the best idea ever folks

Boston, not like the others in spring...

Put random guy I met on the train on to the show about meeting random people and having adventures in the city (How To with John Wilson)

Time Dilation kind of makes the whole “datacenters in space” idea more fun. Technically…something like a GPS Block III CPU runs an extra ~7,000 clock cycles per day compared to the same machine on earth. Extend this to the extreme, and you get the whole subfield of CS+physics called relativistic hypercompuation. There’s some (fun?) papers that allow you to solve the halting problem by placing yourself dangerously close to a black hole…while your computer safely computes for ~infinite-ish amounts of time. One of the better papers on this field appears to be: "Relativistic computers and the Turing barrier" (Németi & Dávid 2006) (sadly, the maximum speedup just escaping earths gravity well is something like 1 x 10 ^ (-10), so yeah the blackhole thing is kinda necessary)

Boston they could never make me hate you

@MariGO2thepolls @RyanRadia x.com/i/status/19777… it's pretty comparable to the longest DC metro escalators, and none of those have disembodied hand sculptures on the guardrails

@MariGO2thepolls @RyanRadia porter square is pretty good! a lot of the boston metro (kinda seems like second-rate DC) but historically I think it was the opposite

What are universal things DC residence claim are unique to DC the way New Yorkers due for bodegas or sandwiches?

like and rt to make kimchicel an honorary coastal elite! if this gets 5 likes we can summon a hut in vermont!

HOLY FUCK NEED

NOT Fuentes, I want something that could only be discovered by actually asking people who they listen to. Not necessarily offline, but no more online than the median american. I want an antimemetic pundit, ideally

what can I inject into my brain to better understand the mind of the median trump voter? I want to see if my colonial degree of paternalism about republicans is accurate or if i should potentially tone it down a little bit

if i can say something very controversial on the timeline i am sleepy

some places do benefit from the malicious cavelike atmosphere, otherwise waow this is targeted to me personally

@synthetican1mal @modumdoll for me it mostly just makes me feel good-neutral instead of high in any way, which means it's probably great as a therapeutic but presumably horribly addictive

@synthetican1mal @modumdoll LMAO me too and I bought 4mg gum but it's mid I fear, not really worth the risk imo. Also, be prepared to throw up like the first ten times you try it

making good decisions

@NicholasD91704 @verytrustable it's unsustainable and unhealthy, if you want to lean into it you should romanticize it as much as possible though, become a poet or something (this is unwise)

@synthetican1mal people who say this and don't schedule anything are simply not evolutionary fit for the current social environment. that said, it could denote the same thing as "we should hang out sometime" but adopting the connotations of meeting for coffee (in public, no alcohol, etc)

… does this not mean we should schedule coffee together