Bobby

@SlaterNFL But was he tripped on purpose? 🤔

A better angle 🤣🤣🤣 as someone who is accident prone I appreciated this moment and recovery

@BarstoolPAT @barstoolspringb Pat, you tryna hit?

LEAVE BRADY ALONE GODDAMNIT @barstoolspringb

@barstoolspringb BREAKING: Attractive former athlete dated many women

Annika got a message from another girl who used to date #thesituationship aka Brady

@barstoolspringb Her plastic surgeon?

Brianna is confirmed talking to someone

@barstoolspringb What will these girls do when the barstool run is over? “Soo um ya I made content at barstool”

On the Day 1 recap show, Rone asked people to raise their hands if they were single This was the response:

@barstoolspringb @kellykeegs Freshmen 15? Ella’s put on the barstool 30.

Ella’s clocking Brady for staying in Vegas when Annika is leaving

@yayo_waffles @barstoolspringb Look at the guy she was banging, she’s chopped.

@barstoolspringb What is wrong with her

Keegs doing a deep dive on Brady’s twitter and uncovering more proof he is a massive barstool fan

@stoolpresidente @barstoolspringb Davey nice guy, it’s time! Hire Brady.. fire Oona and Goldfinger.

I want to follow the logic. He started dating Annika knowing she’d come on @barstoolspringb and she’d mention the situationship and then start hooking up with Smokes even though that was the one thing I didn’t want because I didn’t want same exact storyline as last year and that would cause me to send the situationship who I only knew existed cause she brought him up? He’s a supervillain if he pulled that off.

@kellykeegs @Craw1Brady Nah, Brady is a bro.

We found Brady’s twitter and he’s a huge barstool superfan and now I’m starting to think his entire relationship with Annika was for him to get on a Barstool show. Fuck him fr Twitter is @Craw1Brady

@OhioTate Forgot to pack his Zoloft or Ritalin?

BREAKING NEWS: Sam Goldfinger has elected to go home. (He is frantically pacing around the room and texting)

@nickysmokess You’re both perfect for each other

I genuinely feel terrible saying Annika is a free throw. It couldn’t be further from the truth. I was leaning into the NickiNoGame bit. She’s so much more than that and always will be. I wish i could have that one back.

@barstoolspringb SSRI eyes

Goldfinger has made a call to his boss in regards to coming home, he feels as though his time in Vegas is done When asked if he was trying to dodge Oona, “No this is purely because of work”

@BarstoolPAT Starting to think it was made up. It accomplished the goal.

Every single person on the show should be fired unless they say names and air out everything. This is obnoxious

@OhioTate I’d talk to your doctor Goldfinger. Double your dose of Zoloft.

I can confirm that Goldfinger has both texted me and taken me aside to say that if his reason to be here has run its course, he is ready to go home. He feels that people have an increased workload in Chicago due to his absence. “I want to stay, but I think I should go home”

@stoolpresidente Fire him and Oona, trash humans.

“I was lying about lying” - Goldfinger

@OhioTate @stoolpresidente This kid sucks. The I’m just a dumbass with adhd shtick doesn’t work when you’re a toxic manipulator

For the third time in 10 minutes, Goldfinger has approached me wondering about going home. He has asked me to let him know what I hear from @stoolpresidente. “I just want to know if I’m needed or if I can go back to work”

@OhioTate Oona and Goldfinger are toxic asf. Very manipulative people but Finger get’s away with it because he’s acts like a dumb child.

I have obtained the exclusive texts sent from Sam Goldfinger to Nicky and Annika admitting he lied about spreading the Oona rumor. Goldfinger now says he did not write these texts and that Oona wrote them for him.

@SlaterNFL Forget football, I want a deep dive into the “moon landing”

I’ll be taking a break from my sci fi interests and returning to football 🤣 coverage from the Star talking today. What are fans looking to hear from them today in their pre draft presser?

@exsoylentgreen @OhioTate The situationship would send Nikki to the shadow realm

@OhioTate Mike looks away for 3 seconds

I just had an exclusive sit down interview with Security Mike after he was on duty for Keegs vs Goldfinger. While “Kelly gets animated and you never know”, he is much more concerned with Smokes and the Situationship. He will not be leaving those two alone in a room all night.

@LegionHoops @realapp Yeah, with 0 assists at half.

Kevin Durant is BACK and he only missed one shot at the half. Sheesh. 20 points 6/7 FG 100% 3P 7/7 FT The efficiency is unreal. (@realapp)