Pat

Riding the length of Martha’s Vineyard!!! Menemsha ➡️ Vineyard Haven - 25 miles in 6 minutes - Fishing villages, farm land, ocean views - 3 games of trivia - Jaws Bridge - Getting lost in OB

The fact that this woman will be premiering as THE Bachelorette on Sunday is WILD

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:

Ending an interview because someone refuses to call themself ugly is crazy work

BRACKETS (2026)

@TommyQuinlan_IV @kellykeegs @OutandAboutpod Well played. Very well played 😂 🤝

@BarstoolPAT @kellykeegs @OutandAboutpod

I should honestly physically fight @kellykeegs for taking this photo of me. Disgusting

@hands575 Next time you of hating go for a walk. You will be much happier

@BarstoolPAT Yeah it's fine, I'm just a Kelly hater 🤣

“I’d like to go on record that I’m disgusted by this person” is an objectively hilarious way to start a sentence.

@hands575 Bro we are joking around. I promise it’s n it that serious. Everything is gonna be okay!!

@BarstoolPAT It's funny that Kelly of all people is embracing drama against other coworkers as her way to keep relevant when she flipped out on Tate for using it to get a job

Obsessed with Iran’s Supreme Queen being gay. We really do make the best dictators @OutandAboutpod

@BigDoug_69 @VivaLaStool @canadian_oldie @OutandAboutpod @barstoolsports @kellykeegs @spittinchiclets @danabeers @KaticMichael @hannahcmontoya News flash dum dum: we aren’t serious about literally any of this. We’re fucking around. Everything will be okay.

@VivaLaStool @canadian_oldie @OutandAboutpod @barstoolsports @BarstoolPAT @kellykeegs @spittinchiclets @danabeers @KaticMichael @hannahcmontoya Kelly is like 40 trying to be the mean popular girl

Keegs newest Barstool rivalry: @canadian_oldie

Worked at a bar with Mike for years. Every weekend we’d bitch about how we need to find new jobs while we mopped a stranger’s puke together. He used to say don’t forget me if you ever miraculously make it to Barstool and I’d say “It’s already hard enough trying to remember you now, Mark” as I prematurely flinched from his punch. No matter how dreadful the job was I was always excited to get to hang with Mike I know he’s up there right now laughing at the fact that I’m currently tweeting a Barstool link in loving memory of him all these years later. Touché king. Rest in Peace brother, you’ll always be remembered store.barstoolsports.com/products/chica…

All my friends @BarstoolPAT @RobbieBarstool @TheClemReport told me how much I’d love Neighbors on HBO. 15 mins in I confirm they were all EXTREMELY correct. This is a masterpiece. This is what reality TV is intended to be. Not dating nonsense, just pure lunacy from asshole humans

I've got Tennessee Sate for this year's #ExperianBoostOrBust. Currently sitting at +30,000 on the @DKSportsbook. I like our odds. SEE YOU FRIDAY! #DKPartner

.@barstooljwill was incredible last night

Turning it over 15 on 3?!?!

White Chocolate yelling “You got me fucked up” over and over to Nicky Smokes is the best

“They glazin because I’m an NBA Champion, you ain’t shit but a hairy ass chested motherfucker. You ain’t shit cuz! Bitch I’ll fuck you up! And hey, I said that for everybody around here, don’t nobody fuck with you around here” -JWill is going OFF on Nicky Smokes 👀👀👀