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@mikedotsullivan The question we all need an answer to.

@weegiejoe @regmcfly @afgavinstan Have we checked whether they’re all on PS or Xbox?

@regmcfly @afgavinstan @poprock My business card already says Shaggygoat: Cocaine Facilitator

@regmcfly @weegiejoe @poprock tag urselves

@SouthLondonGirl Well, it *is* the best county.

Yorkshire Day. On my TL at least, the only county day to get mentioned over and over.

@Sonos Hey @Sonos, this isn’t working at all. Music library on an external drive connected to my Mac. Followed all your support steps. Can’t add it. Error 913 on the OS X app. ‘Access denied’ on the iOS app. I’m getting really frustrated here.

Find more detailed instructions for adding your music library on Sonos Support: bit.ly/4c5ZPeM

Streaming music from your local library is now available in updates 80.05.04 (iOS) and 80.05.06 (Android). Here's how to add your music library to your Sonos system [thread] ⬇️

@baylissrally Oooh, decking.

It went off for a tiny bit of work and I got carried away. It’s home now and I love it 😍

@VickyParrott It looks more like a Ford Polestar than a Ford Capri, doesn’t It?

So, Capri’s not had the best reception. I saw it a while back, and was whelmed. If it wasn’t an SUV, but still had these design cues, would that be better? I know that SUVs sell, but Model 3 remains a huge seller. So why not at least make this a coupe saloon?

@Keith_Adams___ I wonder if this makes it technically a van?

@amandapalmer @DresdenDolls Gut feeling? I think you put skewers *through* things. Like kebabs. You could stab in or through equally, but I think you skewer through.

I'm working on some @DresdenDolls lyrics and I don't know if this is allowed: Can you skewer someone IN the heart? I feel like that's maybe not english. By the way this song is a fucking banger.

@Victoria_Kerr @Shitlawns That’s what I’m going to call it next time anyone talks about astroturf in their garden. Thank you.

Imagine carpeting your garden 😂@Shitlawns

@laurakaykelly @BigIssue @PauldMcNamee @Jamie_Atkins_ @Woodhouse_72 @MrMarkNeil @Rosiegposie Whaaaat? End of an era!

What a great @BigIssue send-off, as I embark on my big scary, exciting freelancing adventure. If you need words written or edited - or want to talk about creating a podcast together - please do get in touch! laurakaykelly.com

@lucyfishwife *So* great in Orphan Black.

@AntonyWrites I really, really hope I get hired by one of them to solve this problem, one day. That would be one hell of a creative brief to work on.

@JPCastlin @wordmancopy They totally correlate. Look back at ‘1,000 songs in your pocket’ explaining the iPod customer benefit beautifully. Then look at ‘Get ready’ giving you not one clue what the Vision Pro is actually for.

@wordmancopy You know, it would be interesting to compare how their copywriting has devolved with how their overall innovative capabilities have. I am not saying they would correlate, but it would not surprise me.

First they crushed a load of creative tools and now they're 'supercharging' headlines. Whatever happened to Light, years ahead?

@simonindelicate Finland, Croatia, Switzerland, Armenia. I’m guessing Nemo will win.

I don't think I'll get everything I want, but I do think it's Nemo vs Baby Lasagne.

I think I want the top four to be Switzerland, Croatia, Ukraine, Finland. I want Armenia, Spain, UK, Austria and (gasp) Israel to be left side. I want Germany to come last. I'm not obsessed with anyone like I still am with Konstrakta - but that was a good solid Eurovision.

RT if you’d like me to represent the UK at #EUROVISION 2025.

@simonindelicate Even threw in the Amen Break. Lovely touch.

Won't win, but great closer from #Austria. Really enjoying the proper 303 acid and the breaks in there. Love it. 9-year-old's joint fave. #Eurovision2024

Ok, motherfuckers, let's do this utter shitshow

@juliaindelicate Nice breakbeat. I’ll give her that.

Ja ja ja!!!

@operacat Croatia for second place. Calling it now.

I mean, it's nearly something... But, I mean, it's just not the best batshit song of the night #Croatia

@simonindelicate Hey, you met my ex-wife. Nobody’s innocent here.

@poprock I like crazy eyes on a girl tbh, it's a me problem

@simonindelicate They were good. Except when she gave the camera CRAZY EYES.

Oh I hope they do really well. #Armenia