@jpoundsign sophie thatcher would you like to eat some boiled prawn with me
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trump is the guy who points to the middle of the atlantic when they ask him to pick out iran on a map
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it is extremely funny for them to still act like this when it's clear to everyone alive that trump is world historically stupid
Acyn@Acyn
RFK JR: One time, Trump grabbed a placemat, turned it over, took a Sharpie, and drew a perfect map of the Middle East. Then he marked the troop strength of every country along each border on that map..
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@Dansplainer making some kind of ocean eleven type situation come together rn
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American and Texan here: Americans mostly use guns to kill their whole families or random people in road rage related incidents. Lots of times we use them to kill children too. Our 2nd amendment is 50% a cyanide pill we chew on all day and 50% a vanity project for suburban morons
Leanne 🍅☭@Leannenist
In reality
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they should make a gps app that doesn't freak the fuck out when you stop for gas
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Troops on the ground as soon as markets close tomorrow.
Pentagon Pizza Watch@pizzintwatch
Pizza activity around the Pentagon is experiencing an extreme spike this Thursday evening. Papa Johns Pizza (2.3 mi) at 296%, Domino's Pizza (1.4 mi) at 208%, and Pizzato Pizza (2.2 mi) at 200%. DOUGHCON level is 3.
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@creepingmraxist sorry bro I can't cover your saturday shift, i have imperialist oil war this weekend
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If trump only fights the war on weekends, and i get drafted, do i have to return to my 9-5 during the week?
The Spectator Index@spectatorindex
BREAKING: Times of Israel reports an official from a mediating country says that Trump is 'leaning toward ordering a major US ground operation against Iran'
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my guess is that if the trump admin actually does anything they'll wait until markets close friday, that's the one thing that they do right every time
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this is easy. if its some sort of complex polyhedron you're dealing with sci-fi. if its a multifaceted gem or crystal of some sort it's fantasy
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critical support for this because it means there'll be less of this evil evil media property
Wizarding World Direct@WW_Direct
The HARRY POTTER TV series won't have one season a year "For some of the bigger shows like Harry Potter, huge world-building shows, it would be nice to have those on an annual basis. But from a production point of view, it’s just not possible." - Casey Bloys
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yeah can i get a large super massive fuckoff fucknasty fuckburger with extra secret sauce and some kickin bitchin dip on the side. and a medium diet coke ☺️
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when sam porter bridges wears the dumb otter hood in dramatic cutscenes 👍
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Iranians think they’re tough now but see who’s laughing when America sends in a bunch of fat old people…
TONY™@TONYxTWO
Our Veterans stay ready 🇺🇸🫡 Love this!!
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