Ray “twigward” Davis

Had this girl approach me today but I told her I don’t do irl relationships

@sparklingmarg Sooner. Need a big bounce back today

@raydavisIIII boomer

1. I was today years old when I figured out you can make tequila sodas at home (bad idea) 2. Love these guys 3. Solid chance I pass out on this couch and miss work 4. #gohabsgo #boomersooner

I had this idea last night where you combine chud and hungover and it gives you chung. Might keep it in the drafts idk yet

@dontactafoolio Wow what a terrible take

I hate clavicular with a passion

@CoachMikeElder I didn’t see this. F*ck you

@raydavisIIII South of C*n*d*

Won’t find this in SEC country

Are 1$ wings still a deal if they end up in a weird concoction in the toilet 10 minutes after? Never taking tequila shots again

@balluptop73 Yep. Tremblant is awesome

@raydavisIIII U from Quebec ? Was skiing in tremblant in December Quebec is fucking awesome

I got wasted last night that’s my bad. Still in bed and can hear my roommate puking his brains out😂😂

@jack_r25 Bed side Gatorade

@raydavisIIII Happens mix in a water

Good god what a fucking moron take my phone

@jack_r25 Yea I guess. Work is going to be miserable

@raydavisIIII Idk consider it a special occasion

@jack_r25 Yep but why stay up till 4 man

@raydavisIIII U good bro

@generalsteez69 Enough

THE RED WINGS. THE FUCKING RED WINGS.

@PootieLoops Banger repost wow

Still bump this every day, will never not

Good question. Please answer!!

@the_finkmeister Well said

As a Canadian immigrant, how many of you Americans know what Tim Hortons is and its importance to Canada? Me and @raydavisIIII are very curious, eh!

@youngboysburner @TonyRomo69420 What the fuck

Can someone please ban @TonyRomo69420 from twitter

Need Gia Duddy dome (fully conscious but I’m doing it for the culture)

@CLEgringo Nope didn’t bring it. Gonna be normal

@raydavisIIII Laptop not going?

Will not be held accountable for tonight’s actions. Thank god I can’t bring my iPad and twitter with me tot the bar