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“Well, that’s some weird shit.”—George W Bush

That's hilarious.

@TerribleMaps @BridgetteDM I thought it was really weird to name our galaxy after a candy bar.

Surprised more people don't talk about how many English towns are named after U.S. cities

BBC: Russia Behind Arson Attacks on Starmer

Another one for the Mark Carney reel.

@film_gramx Sounds like a cross between Rappaccini’s Daughter by Nathaniel Hawthorne and Edgar Allan Poe’s Morella (the story where the woman who dies at childbirth returns through her child).”

He gave a fetus an adult woman’s body… and raised her as his daughter

@elonmusk @beeple @wholemars 😄😄😄😄😄

@beeple @wholemars So flattering 🤣🤣

1.3 TRILLION

@PeterBernegger Excellent.

Federal lawsuit being filed tomorrow against Colorado's Secretary of State Jena Griswold.

@MAGAVoice And she can hit a golf ball a country mile.

He’s the most powerful man in the world… also known as Grandpa ❤️

@FarmGirlCarrie Love that song.

One of the most amazing ballads that I've ever heard, written by the legendary Gordon Lightfoot. What makes it even more interesting, is that it's based on fact. The words to this ballad are a beautiful tribute to the ill fated crew 🚢 🙏 Song 👉 youtu.be/9vST6hVRj2A?is…

@ksorbs 😄😄😄

Socialism: You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. You give all of the milk to the government, and the government sells it. Nazism: You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows. Anarchism: You have two cows. Keep both cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow. Capitalism: You have two cows. Sell one, buy a bull.

@thecataura Aww, I'm sorry for your loss. They're family.

Tribute to my cat, Ferret. He died today.

@miles_commodore Correct

The best TV show of the 1960's according to me is Star Trek. This show didn't dazzle you with a bunch of special effects, it was the terrific writing and acting that made this show great. The crew of the Enterprise is my favorite 60’s show.

@PlisskenPatriot Golfers

Patriots

@ExxAlerts Piece of cake for the Coasties.

ALERT: US Coast Guard jumps onto a runaway boat and safely stops it in Maryland. Authorities say the man operating the vessel suddenly fell overboard, and the Coast Guard had to intercept and stop the boat. The incident has raised awareness among boat operators to wear their engine shut-off clip lanyards, which are required by federal law on most boats under 26 feet.

Charlie: "The world is not driven by greed. It's driven by envy. The fact that everybody is 5x better off than they used to be, they take it for granted. All they think about is somebody else having more now when it's not fair..."

@Lillybelli Throckmorton Lemonjello

We need a Ridiculous old boy name

@Deja_Vu_4Me Because cats are electrically charged.

One of my cats has a bad habit of jumping up on my kitchen countertop. I tried everything to break his habit. My stepdaughter sent me this funny video. Tinfoil looks like it works... I'm definitely going to give it a try. 😂😂