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@RiseOfAlberta The military in just the state of Texas is larger than the entirety of the Canadian military.

Meet our new best friend 🤠

@torbenmarkp There can only be peace once Greenland is part of the USA. Give it or we take it, your choice.

🇩🇰 The Danish King (yes we have a real King with a gold crown and not a wannabe-king with a gilded ballroom) will soon present Denmark’s 10 point plan for the future peaceful relations between Denmark, Greenland, and the US: 1. The US will guarantee a stop for all agressions against Denmark/Greenland 2. The US will pay reparation to all Danes for insults and threats 3. Trump/Vance will abstain from all future insults and threats 4. Trump will recognize Danish sovereignty over Greenland 5. The US will pay $2 million for every US vessel passing through the Davis Strait and the Denmark Strait 6. Only the national flags of Denmark and Greenland can fly over US bases in Greenland 7. Trump will guarantee that there will never be a McDonald or a Trump Tower in Greenland 8. The US will substitute Columbus Day for Viking Day 9. The US will return the Virgin Islands to Denmark because of moral mis-management (Epstein’s Little Saint James) 10. Trump and Vance will be allowed to brag about this plan as a victory for America 🇩🇰🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇱🇩🇰🇬🇱

@isaacrrr7 I mean if the objective is to thwart Russia, being nearer to Russia makes more sense.

🇺🇸🇪🇺 ÚLTIMA HORA: Donald Trump evalúa trasladar tropas de Italia, Francia, España y Alemania hacia Rumanía, Polonia, Lituania y Grecia porque considera que los primeros no apoyaron lo suficiente el esfuerzo militar de EE.UU. en la guerra con Irán. - WSJ

@RasmusJarlov Greenland is American!!!

The level of disrespect is through the roof. Again. Imagine if we talked like that about US states.

@WhiteHouse Greenland is American!

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

@EliotJacobson Spelling is heard

@EliotJacobson What stocks can I buy that will leverage this newly available precipitate water? Obviously flood insurance companies are a bad investment, perhaps rescue boat manufacturers?

Breaking News! Code UFB!!! We're now at 17 months in a row for setting a new record high for the 36-month running average for global (60S-60N) Total Column Precipitable Water. In other words, the atmosphere is now holding more water vapor than ever before in recorded history.

@BohuslavskaKate Valid

ZELENSKYY: I want American people to understand: we are your allies in Europe. World has no distance anymore — when drones already strike thousands of kilometers. One, two, three years — drones will strike ten, twenty thousand kilometers. With reactive engines, they will be very cheap. There will be swarms of these drones. You can’t defend that by yourself. The world has to help countries defend themselves and push the aggressor back. That’s why, i think, Americans need us, and we need the United States.

@Polymarket Nobody gives AF what Israel wants?

JUST IN: Israel reportedly was not consulted on the terms of the ceasefire, and “wasn’t happy” when it was announced.

@NATO @UKNATO @RAnglians lol, 😂 Seeing a lot of action in Poland? Lulz 😆

🇬🇧 British soldiers in action in Poland 🇵🇱 Working alongside US, Croatian & Romanian forces in a NATO battlegroup, they carry out reconnaissance and joint training to strengthen collective defence in the eastern part of the Alliance 💪

@_JHokanson @PabloEscoburner Hear me out

Renderings of the proposed Jordan-Hare Stadium North End Zone Multipurpose Facility are up for approval at the next Auburn Board of Trustees meeting. Wow. AD John Cohen told me in February the project has a chance to be “unmatched in college football.” on3.com/teams/auburn-t…

@BeckettHits The first hint he might leave was when he called his coach a bitch

Auburn G Kaden Magwood has entered the transfer portal, per his IG

@_JHokanson NGL, looks legit

$300 mil? 👀

@MrMatthewTodd You should’ve told her.

Was speaking to someone at the bank today and she brought up the erratic weather. She said her garden plants don’t know what time of year it is. She said it’s scary. I didn’t ruin her day by telling her what scientists say is coming.

@MrMatthewTodd @vxylily Maybe if we call it Climate Godzilla people will care?

@vxylily We know.

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

@RickCabeza @UziCryptoo Not doing laundry? Not wiping your ass? No coffee? (Inconceivable!)

No excuses, and this is coming from a millennial who knows boomers tend to be out of touch and helped to further ruined the economy/culture, except when it comes to cooking. Lot of you fuckers suck at cooking, being creative, and sacrificing variety. I didn’t count things like salt and spices, but these things could still come under budget.

my boomer dad just tried to convince me that he could buy groceries for 4 for an entire month with $150 and i’d really like to see him try

@ResisttheMS 🔫

ELON MUSK: "If you use a gun emoji on X, Apple forces it to be a squirt gun. Then the X app turns it back into a 1911. Yes, you can actually have a 1911. We reverted Apple's change inside the app."

@JesseBWatters I’m fine with this.

🚨 HOLY SMOKES: MISSILES ARE RAINING DOWN TEL-AVIV… LESS THAN TWO HOURS AFTER THE CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT 🚨

@GlobalUpdates24 Nobody cares

🚨⚠️ BREAKING – ISRAEL SAYS IRAN HAS FIRED MISSILES AT IT JUST AFTER THE CEASEFIRE

Lest we forget, WE. ARE. STILL, GOING. TO. NEED. TO. SEE. THOSE. EPSTEIN. FILES.