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@OnlyCardsFans The National Association was a hilarious totally unserious league from what I've read and seen about it

Technically they were in the National Association, which isn’t considered a major league (but pretty clearly should be) so you COULD be watching the worst MLB team of all time.

10 wins means the worst the Cardinals can go is 10-152, a .062 winning percentage. Thus congrats, you’re not watching the worst team of all time. The 1875 Brooklyn Atlantics went 2-42 for a .045 winning percentage.

@jetsfan24x7 Comical they gave up Nimmo just for 38 year old Tommy Pham to get at bats in April

LMAO PHAM IS COOKED

@JFreshHockey Which part of the Yzerplan is this?

The Red Wings played their full roster and lost 8-1 to a team featuring Wilmer Skoog, Mikulas Hovorka, Marek Alscher, and Ludvig Jansson

@AndrewDoxy Magic fans eternally in hell

I think if Drummond ever hit a dagger corner three in an elimination game against my favorite team, I’d be calling for relocation

2026 JJ Wetherholt and Jordan Walker

@SickosCommittee Tampering for Cade McNamara is so sad they shouldn’t even have to vacate any wins

NCAA has decided Iowa will have to vacate wins in any game Cade McNamara participated in during the 2023 season due to tampering violations. I think that’s: Utah State Iowa State Western Michigan Michigan State

@paytonisnotroll Gotta be my least favorite Mizzou game ever

HE CAN'T BE STOPPED! Jordan Walker hits his SEVENTH home run of the season! 💣

@MarloCk999 @JosieAldoMMA The right wing glazing on every card is insufferable

@JosieAldoMMA I can't watch this shit anymore. Haven't seen a numbered card since 318.

The UFC just showed the longest streak of the worst people you know on camera that I've ever seen

@StewStilez He always sounds like he hates the sport it’s quite impressive

listening to John Smoltz call a baseball game

@redbirdnerds Hopefully they win the next trade involving JoJo too

Cardinals definitely won the Edmundo Sosa trade.

@Truck619giganti @DEADMAN_pt3 Trying to act like you knew who “Bobby Doerr” and “Rick Ferrell” were

@DEADMAN_pt3 Despite your belief, there were actually a bunch of really good players before your limited knowledge range.

Niggas added no aura klansmen, I’m done.

@STI_Bret @bschaeffer12 Would be a fantastic outcome if Winn and Scott could both do that consistently

@bschaeffer12 He has a 104 career OPS+. Thats a lot better than some defensive only type dude.

Have we reached the point in the proceedings where we stop referring to Urias as a glove-first guy? OPS up to 1.062 after that double off the CF wall!

Glad Pages can strike out with the bases loaded while Crooks has a 1.200 OPS in Memphis

@FoolishBB Fork found in kitchen

You'll all be absolutely shocked to hear this, but Julio Rodríguez is really struggling at the plate to start the season.

@BarryOnHere Between his actual baseball career and the surgery he should have been in years ago

Growing up I always thought Tommy John was a mediocre pitcher who was lucky to have a surgery named after him, and then I looked up his career stats and he had 288 wins and 62.1 WAR with 4 All-Star selections and it's like...why is he not in the Hall of Fame? Good playoff stats too.

@tuskenhater69 @OnlyCardsFans It’s never enough

@OnlyCardsFans series wins in april against the 4-8 tigers 4-8 nats 5-7 rays HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

7-5, 3 series won - no reason for anyone to be anything but thrilled with this.

@LesWinkeler @STL_Stats_Facts Maddux threw harder than the average pitcher in his era. McGreevy’s fastball velo is 3rd percentile in 2026

@STL_Stats_Facts Greg Maddux on line one

Michael McGreevy avg fastball velocity: 2024: 93.0 mph 2025: 93.0 mph Opening day 2026: 91.0 mph Yesterday: 90.6 mph 2026 ERA: 2.16 2026 xERA: 7.80 2026 FIP: 3.12 He has avoided danger so far, but McGreevy's velo dip is still a little concerning

@clarkisking1 A-Rod had to have done it

Is this the first home run hit while being suspended

JORDAN WALKER DOES IT AGAIN