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no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed

FUUUUCKKK YEAHHHH

FLAPPING WINGS IS A YELLOW BUT MACHINE GUNS ARE FINE? 🟨 Rog and Rory attempt to understand the yellow cards, or lack thereof, given out this weekend for two wildly different celebrations…

@rmentz Autocorrect definitely learns your horrible spelling habits and just goes with it. Like ok this is brutally wrong but sure Jackie go ahead

@relkcomm Haha. No I definitely triple check that is correct every time. I just don’t think that autocorrect helps me enough.

How do people still not know how to spell definitely like you have an iPhone.

@rmentz Not you toooo!!!!!! There’s a few ppl in my life when they post they spell definitely so wrong it makes me wonder if they have ever actually seen the word written ever

@relkcomm Because the stupid iphone tries to make it defiantly every time

Pickford has just saved an Erling Haland penalty and is currently leading the golden glove race but commentary is talking about how he is a ‘mixed bag’ 🤣 This guy will never be respected

@TheCinesthetic Fleabag s2 e1

What is the single best episode of television you’ve ever seen?

@EFCdaily_ @TeleFootball lol

Jarrad Branthwaite is thought to be on Manchester City’s radar as they look to rebuild their squad. [@TeleFootball]

@smallstminority @TheCinesthetic Relax

@TheCinesthetic If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it. 1961 was perfection for the ages

Steven Spielberg’s underrated WEST SIDE STORY released in theaters 3 years ago today.

paul mescal be photographing everybody he works with like if he had been married with them for a whole lifetime

I never understood in movies like The Santa Clause or Elf where Santa exists, but parents don’t believe in him. Where do they think the presents come from?

@KirbyCheatFurby Wonderful Christmas time may be the worst song ive ever heard in general

@9jaswiftie01 a small thing i liked was when it told you what the first song you listened to for the year was. like it’s not important but it’s fun to see

@Spotify It was weak. Poor effort from the team. Hire me

Wrapped reveal: Show us your Top 5 songs.

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

@Spotify Oh god I’m so nervous my daughter made me listen to Maggie Rogers and I’m afraid she is ruling my entire wrapped

Wrapped is coming... bets on your Top Artist?

@jonmoxIeys Oooo you DIDNT watch 2014. I forgot when he left, if it was before or after that season. My b

@relkcomm they were in the finals in 2014 and had another great yr in 2015 😭 i aint see it but i Heard

if u dont think ill stop watching the rangers if they trade kreider i literally stopped watching hockey from 2014 until i came back in 2021 bc they traded ryan callahan. i will leave.

@djrtyhands The original west side story!!!!!!

what’s your favorite musical movie but you CAN’T say tick tick boom, hamilton, wonka, wicked, la la land, les mis, mamma mia and the greatest showman (this is actually just mee needing more movie!musical recs)