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Daquavias

@retardedchimp

life expert, writer, artist, goy, friend, foot connoisseur

Beigetreten Şubat 2024
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never date a rape victim. they end up making sex super weird and gay
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sometimes knowing you could pipe is better than actually piping. you don’t need to give every girl dick. niggas be starving and throw away all form of respect for their standards. piping for the sake of piping is gay. don’t be on some “a hole’s a hole” type shit. be better b
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@retardedchimp I didn’t expect such philosophical discourse on a foot picture at this time in the morning but hey, I like it 😅
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crossing paths w/ a retard is a coin flip away. 50% of ppl are on the left side of the iq bell curve. assume the people you’re speaking to don’t think like you. your job is to figure out how they think. deliver material that’s aligned with their incentives and values twinski
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Bald Knower ( i cracked ) 🧑🏼‍🦲
every car I have driven since I was 16 years old has gotten less than 13mpg.. this week I decided to rent a Tesla and drive cross country to Florida for no specific reason between the FSD and efficiency vs gas—I am blown away and might just sell my trucks 🙏 @elonmusk @tesla
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hitting the application button on a company website is like swiping on tinder. you ain’t getting seen my nigga. you got buried in the pile. other niggas are getting hand selected. you NEED to develop relationships to get jobs. friends plug friends. start friendmaxxing, twin
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you should be so delusional about your success that it’s damn near retarded. there’s no utility in anticipating failure. whatever you believe is what you’ll attract. if you’re backcountry skiing and you focus on not hitting a tree , you finna hit the tree. focus on winning, b
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@osh_7493 normal people don’t claim titles like that
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Calling yourself an ambivert is like admitting that you’re bisexual.
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@retardedchimp Rather be delusional to win, than practical about possible failures.
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most niggas waste energy trying to change people. accept them as they are bc the version you see today is permanent. stop projecting what you would do onto them. once you delete that expectation , interactions become simple and less retarded. be the better man. just do you b
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on some type shit
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Bald Knower ( i cracked ) 🧑🏼‍🦲
Last week @brainlety and I hosted a talent show… We gave away 4 Solana to contestants We’re doing it again tonight We’re upping the prizes and have some special guests judging 👀 If you’d like to RSVP reply here, or tag someone who you think has talent 📍
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Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! twitter.com/i/spaces/1nxeL… Preshow starts @ 6:45. We will be giving away cash prizes & having a grand old time

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