Dr John Roucker

So... I've been offered to work on a few projects, which will be extremely time-consuming, plus the time difference between here and United States of Musk, I won't be on here as much or at all late afternoon for a bit. It's been a while since I've done 'biz' stuff

Just sayin....

#HearMeOut If you put a long black wig and sunglasses on Elon Musk, you get Tommy Wiseau..

@ed_carver89412 @netflix @glooface I'll Tommy Wiseau, we are going in a different direction

Hey @netflix Hear me out... remake Mannequin but as a horror starring Aubrey Plaza, me, Kevin Hart, and a cameo by @glooface I'll even duet 'Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now' with Taylor Swift for the theme. If you're still not convinced... same idea but with jetpacks!

@glooface *sighs*

@rouckerjohn Spelted is correct.

Spelled looks like it's spelt wrong... 🤔

I'm still surviving what the abuse did to me. My sister didn't. You @CPhilpOfficial, like the vermin in your party, are a disgrace to every victim who suffered because your party refused to implement recommendations to protect children, and now you want to delay further. FUCK OFF

@grash271 @glooface Edspelleded?

@glooface @rouckerjohn Edspelled definitely doesn’t look right. You have lost your mind Gloo

@JillPoguelover Watch not a single Reform/Tory/rightwing account scream outrage at this monster

Ooo look a white man who raped a ten year old. Yet it's not plastered all over here.cos he's white....n maybe a Christian.doesn't fit the narrative to go flashing past a hundred times a day then. May he rit in hell. like all paeds

@glooface What about spelted or is it speltlt?

@rouckerjohn You need to add "ed" at the end because it's past tense. Spelleded.

Thanks, @trussliz. There is no point in comedy anymore... independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

Nigel tells a knock knock joke. Dicky earns some extra pocket money for laughing and Lee is confused about how he can hear his door all the way from Ashfield

@glooface @JillPoguelover Tell the truth, you thought it was Charlie Chaplin

@JillPoguelover I was a bit misguided at the time. I made up for it.

@glooface...wot was you doing there?

@glooface @SHEFFALCAMPBELL @netflix I'll be too busy defeating the Mannequin horde with Aubrey Plaza. Aubrey "we're going to win" I turn to the camera "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now"

@rouckerjohn @SHEFFALCAMPBELL @netflix He's alright for you.

@glooface @SHEFFALCAMPBELL @netflix What's wrong with Kevin Hart?

@SHEFFALCAMPBELL @rouckerjohn @netflix And having him getting off with me??? Don't fink so.

@TheBrightonBear @netflix @glooface Like I said.. a horror

@rouckerjohn @netflix @glooface An excellent idea! Especially the part where they have a huge party and everyone tucks into plates of marmite sandwiches.😋

@glooface @netflix Thinking Nick Fury Avengers post credit scene "Mr Roucker, I'm here to talk about the jetpack initiative, ya git!" We fly off to a sequel based on a murder mystery style remake of the Goonies

@rouckerjohn @netflix Is this cameo a romantic lead style cameo?🧐

@BSmithBenS The last egg war was brutal. So many still suffer shell shock today. They poached the best of the best for battle and scrambled many young yolks in to fight and no matter how hard the kings horses and all the kings men tried, they just couldn't put it all back together again.

“Bird flu and egg made vaccines, The egg war is on” 👊