Grief Bacon

@mikeybourne It has and I’m not kidding Hit Girl in it and she fights a person sized Kung Fu bat that has attacked a second WW bomber dismantled parts of it and tried to steal her child she keeps in a leather case.

@jwsey01 Stopped watching Tulsa King because Stallone is a piece of shit Trump supporter. I enjoyed it until he made that known.

Me? In bed, watching Tulsa King. You?

@justified_jamms Well she is a superhero and ambidextrous

@donmcgowan @NigelHeal Silly twats

The man who urged us to keep politics out of football, takes his political football on the road. Ipswich Town now forever lumped into the far-right bandwagon of Farage. They could be, briefly, in the Premiership next season. A PR disaster, I’d suggest.

@cleckylad @WorkElizab 2000AD

@WorkElizab Dandy

What was your favourite comic growing up? The Beano for me.

@floboflo @robbacrab He’s not big on the thinking but he can fall backwards in to the ocean from a helicopter. So that may come in handy in Tesco

The man who wants to be Mayor of London has fallen for a fake Keanu Reeves account. This is why daft old cunts shouldn’t be allowed on the internet

@Johnisnotjoker I’m alright mate. Pissing down and cold here plus I had to go to the gym. Apart from that it’s the tip of the top

@grash271 How's you this fine morn?

My mate after she's had 2 glasses of wine and trying to seduce me

@kneeandathal He don’t look like a fighting man does he? Probably get some disposable young person to do that kinda nonsense I imagine?

Deputy dawgs a bit up himself.

@Johnisnotjoker 👍

@Johnisnotjoker Morning John. How are you doing?

@grash271 Que?

Good night Twitter

@m_jones_1797 Yes

I’m never one to shy away from a controversial question. So, goats cheese, yes or no?

@SkewSmug Trump is the anus of that arse

The US under Trump and Islamic totalitarian regimes are two cheeks on the same arse - except you know Iran is speaking the truth in this scenario

@colder_sarcasm He’s not a man of those people obviously

He’s such a fucking coward.

@Nadira_ali12 @JoyShillaker And also she is terrible in them

People are boycotting you because you support a Genocide

@EdwardLeighGB Just tell the Tory MPs to not come back after their jollies. Sorted

It's deeply worrying for our citizens that criminals can enter our country undetected. Why don't we detain them, vet them and assess asylum while in custody, then deport them.

@jwsey01 Dirty dirty

Lemon meringue, cream filled yummy though.

@Tiger911494404 Birthday presents

Where did he get the medals, McDonald's

@jwsey01 @roxyfox140978 Ahhh fair enough. I thought you had Kenny Evert sized giant hands

@grash271 @roxyfox140978 Lol. The treat is much smaller

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@jwsey01 @roxyfox140978 I have to ask, hand or sweet treat?

@grash271 @roxyfox140978 It’s reduced in size these days