rustychicken

@sim_kern Couldn’t possible have been predicted 🤣

@rustychicken SEE THIS IS WHAT IM SAYING

*pinches the bridge of my nose in “my 34yo spouse and nephew have chosen this month to get super into skateboarding”

@sim_kern Started skating with my son (39 and 8) this fall and am recovering from a broken ankle still.

It is wonderful that they're bonding in this way and all that, but also my spouse thinks he already might've given himself a mild concussion 😖

@drunkenwood Cnc the dados?

@joeydanna Very happy they put masks in the game to encourage it with kids and trickle up to adults

@rustychicken toca boca is the fuckin jam though right

Daughter: hey dad, in Toca Boca I went to the police station and got a bunch of masks so we can pretend it’s COVID in this world too! This one is really messing with me.

Minimum Viable Product.

I somehow look worse after a shower and shave than I did with a week’s neck beard and 3 days no shower. Cool cool cool.

@myobie Yes, I’m an expert at being competent in several things of no importance.

@mmrobins Been enjoying my time at kajabi.com a lot! If you’re interested lmk!

@geeksam Do you think that the tinted glasses over time have lessened your tolerance? I don’t know how it works, curious if that’s even possible.

@gfmurphy I have thoughts about this… 🧵 1/?

We lost a treasure in Betty White today, but at least we still have Baddie Winkle for now.

Ray: can you guys get up? Gary is hungry. Wife: who the heck is Gary? Ray: my stomach.

I got a quest 2 for Xmas and I have time off but my kids are too young to play it with me so it feels mean to indulge. So looking forward to playing

On this Christmas Day I’m reminded of the year I got some Stussy shoerts, roller blades, and wraparound sunglasses. Immediately went to the ft lauderdale strip to cruise my chubby, preteen bod around showing off my coolness.

@joeydanna Does she ask for the raw footage?

its that time of year again...time to photoshop santa into the security cameras to show my daughter when she asks

I’m “I just laughed out loud at a JibJab” years old.

@myobie This is a good thing. Keep going

My body: hey man, let’s eat mini quiches, pizza, Dino nuggets, and some chips and guacamole. Sounds like exactly what we need. Also my body: wtf bro why did you do that here have some sick ass heartburn