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Jim Jefferies: Intolerant @jimjefferies Thank you so fucking much.

The nunchuck bear has signed with CAA.

@elle_bav 62Miles? Jeez. Nice

In Conversation with @TheSolveEngine Daniel Hulme linkedin.com/feed/update/ur… #FutureWorkforce #AI #Optimisation

Clapham Common this morning. Literally how hard is it to put your crusty tub of hummus and £7 bottle of Prosecco from Tesco in the bin you ANIMALS.

they’re listening SO WELL are you kidding me??? 14/10 for all

@TheWansteadtap @AlexClark999 I love it- “can I have a pint” - “no you have to have 2.5 of them” 🤣😎😘

@AlexClark999 Open for walk up 2.5 pint sealed containers - we don’t sell single pints

Er. Yes

@thisisjonnyg @charlottevslife I’m just frigging tepid.

Everyone moaning its too hot.... next week everyone moaning its too cold.

@elliotwagland Mate I’m not gonna find you in there. Are you wearing a red and white jumper and bobble hat?

This is Bournemouth beach right now. Pic PA

@Arsenal @DavidLuiz_4 @PabloMV5 @OficialCedric @DaniCeballos46 It’s like your openly mocking us now.

✍️ One-year deal for @DavidLuiz_4 ✍️ Long-term deal for @PabloMV5 ✍️ Long-term deal for @OficialCedric ✍️ Loan extension for @DaniCeballos46 More info on the new deals 👇

@cyberscott1975 🤣🤣👍

@ryan_wakeling I was in a egg because it didn’t auto upload to Strava but I’ve sorted it now so all is forgiven and my tantrum was for nothing 😬

Well Rouvy was crap on a stick 💩 🚴🏻‍♂️

@LizzieSimmonds1 I’ve seen Dave at aqua Zumba with jaeger bombs; and to be fair he doesn’t spill it.

Going out on a limb here but I reckon it would be easier to police social distancing for Aqua Zumba at the local leisure centre than it will be to keep Dave away from his mates when he’s seven pints deep and he’s just spent his EasyJet refund on a round of jäger bombs.. 🤷‍♀️

@GreenlightPT 3) There are very few sports where you can line up with Pros and elites on the same day in the SAME race! How cool is that, in my first ironman @jessemthomas & Tine Holst were there! No other sport gives you that

Putting together a new series of articles... "triathlon for all" ✌️ What do you think could be done to make triathlon more inclusive? What do you think are some of the barriers to getting involved?

@GreenlightPT 2) It would be hard to remove the competitiveness from it, you choose when you cross that line to compete with yourself, someone else or just enjoy the day. And no one will bat an eyelid. Thats one of the wonderful things.

@GreenlightPT 1)I think the biggest barriers are entry fees to races - however, I do understand the pricing models for some. Everything else is as expensive as you want to make it. If you're a cyclist/runner/swimmer prior - you tend to have small investments already in some of the kit

Come joins us!

@lellabells That’s two of the same bike? Or do they have different group sets