Ry Patterson

Diablo IV (and the Diablo series as a whole) is better Gauntlet. Us adult gamers who started in the 1980s can affirm that Blizzard is shamelessly capitalizing on an arcade favorite we all played… @Blizzard_Ent @Diablo @RodFergusson #DiabloIV

Rewatching #sopranos season 5 and these dream sequence episodes really suck. A lot.

@sonyawalger watching TSCC. Honestly, did you ever get shot at auditioning for Sarah Connor? You look more like Linda Hamilton than Lena Headey. It’s really weird seeing you on this show and not playing the main part.

That’s a bloated corporate decision only interested in a guaranteed ROI. You’re fucking losing me, ⁦@Kevfeige⁩. #marvel #mcu hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

“I am not throwin' away my shot I am not throwin' away my shot Hey yo, I'm just like my country I'm young, scrappy and hungry And I'm not throwin' away my shot” @Lin_Manuel

It’s the worst earworm I’ve ever had. I think Dave Grohl is trying to commune with me like I’m a fucking dead relative in a seance. Hey #davegrohl, if you have an uptick of plays of Run on Apple Music, it’s literally from just me. @foofighters #foofighters

Ever since I dreamt about Run by Foo Fighters, it’s an ear worm dug into my brain. It never leaves. I hear it in my head morning, day, and night. @foofighters #foofighters #davegrohl

…and repackaging it for kids who will never experience a crowded, smoke filled cabinet of a room with blurring/whirling electronic upright rectangles smelling of sweat and pizza. @Blizzard_Ent @Diablo @RodFergusson #DiabloIV

Diablo IV (and the Diablo series as a whole) is better Gauntlet. Us adult gamers who started in the 1980s can affirm that Blizzard is shamelessly capitalizing on an arcade favorite we all played… @Blizzard_Ent @Diablo @RodFergusson #DiabloIV

@RockstarGames Can you add a random button for the GTA Online mechanic, please? #GTAOnline #GTA #GTAV

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT TO A @FedEx VACATION HOLD ON A PACKAGE IF THOSE ASSHOLES ARE JUST GOING TO IGNORE IT???? #fedex #fedexfails

First time I completely received someone else’s order from Door Dash. So Kristine…I have your Qdoba order. DM me if you have my Five Guys. ☹️ @DoorDash #doordashfails @qdoba @FiveGuys

@Mastercard @MLB The cheesecake on a stick that they sell at Coors Field is The Best...no need to look further

Probably.

I think when Mike killed the Predator from the movie, he did their work for them. They were coming to get their stolen ship back and murder the pariah.

That’s why the other predators didn’t avenge their fallen comrade and kill Mike (Danny Glover). When the ship at the end landed is debatable, but I think it arrived before the plot of the movie with the single Predator having stolen it from the others.

My standing conspiracy theory is that the 1997 from Predator 2 is the future of The Warriors 1979. Just in LA instead of New York. #predator2 #thewarriors

I see you @quintavs - making up fictional college names based on streets in South Philly. Tasker Community College. Passyunk University. Love it. 😍

That’s new. #grubhub @Grubhub #fasttimesatridgemonthigh @amyheckerling