Sam Banks

@WilliamsRuto Sasa rudia pole pole bila kulia.

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

fuck this kid for dropping all the sauce

Hata Claude has refused to save the boychild when it matters to him most. Somebody save me it's urgent

@Kalasinga_ @osoroKE Some of this fines , solution ni kukosa kulipa muende kortini wakaseme warning za limit wameficha wapi, Juu there is no way wanaeka camera kwa bedroom ya police station, then unapata fines na hakuna hata road signage imewekwa

Cameras ziko hadi kabati buana. We will see bad things. Haha.

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Nikola Tesla practiced semen retention for 67 years. He made the decision at 19. Complete sexual restraint for life. Not because he couldn't attract women. He was 6'2, spoke 8 languages, and every woman who met him described him as magnetically handsome. He chose it because he noticed a pattern. Every time he engaged sexually, the visions stopped. The mental clarity that allowed him to see fully constructed machines in his imagination would go dark for days afterward. The channel closed. So he closed the other door. Permanently. What followed changed civilization. He could visualize an entire engine in his mind. Every gear. Every wire. Every dimension accurate to the millimeter. He would run the machine mentally for weeks. Watch which parts wore down. Redesign them. All inside his head. Then he would build it once. And it would work perfectly on the first attempt. His competitors like Edison used trial and error. Thousands of failed prototypes. Brute force experimentation. Tesla built through pure mental vision. One try. Done. He invented the alternating current motor during a walk in Budapest. The complete design appeared in his mind fully formed. He drew it in the dirt with a stick. That single vision powers every light in every home on earth. Every hospital. Every factory. Every server running the internet you're reading this on. 67 years of retention. Most men leak their creative force daily and wonder why they can't focus. Tesla aimed all of it at one target for seven decades. The results speak for themselves.

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Naskia hawa wanalipwa 500k per month,i will force my son to do Telecommunication Engineering🔨.

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@kipkoecheruiyot Goods are cheap but posta Kenya is where problem lies. Those mf are greedier than kra

Once I realized I can import products on AliExpress cheaply, I have never looked back. I bought cycling gloves in Eldoret at Ksh. 1200, exactly the same cycling gloves on AliExpress costed KSh. 400. Similar to protective glasses that I bought at 1400 in Eldoret while the same costed 500 on AliExpress. Get your products from AliExpress. It saves you money.

@JCarhire Hii ni grill ya harrier. Downtown kirinyaga Rd unaipata na mia Tano.

Car people, let’s test your knowledge... What is this part called, and what are the first signs that it is about to fail ? Wrong answers are also welcome

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@KibisuElvies @NyakundiReport Hauoni Kuna traffic glidlock. Maybe ilikuwa imewekwa wakingoja this car ndio maana inapita huko kando

@NyakundiReport Could have used a front vehicle to block movement. Flag a front vehicle slowing down traffic

This happened yesterday in Nakuru, opposite Shinners Boys

They are either scheming for a divorce or wait for their Men to die first.

@kericho_Baddie Tumia line ya Airtel. You can register na ID ya mtu yeyote

How do i send money to people anonymously, I want to launch Mura Aid to be Active . Like staki watu wajue number yangu 🥺.

@KhalifKairo , Najua Bado kufikisha vitu wanaitisha, but I d love ukiwa to document the trip and everything with regards to the plane. Just look for a way to get involved in this brother

@_fels1 @mbiti_mwondi That jamaa almost made me drop out of JKUAT . We met at the height of his fame and convinced us how farming in Kenya is profitable and he has over 5000 acres under lease and if look for land to lease and farm French beans he has the market.

@mbiti_mwondi Instant opulence does not always mean someone is into some murky business. You remember Heshan De Silva being a billionaire at 24?

Live Fast,Die Young Chapter 8 of my WiFi Economy Book titled The Boys Who Died Rich!!

@_fels1 To sell 10 laptops consistently a day you have to be a big wholesaler na pia hao most times hawafikishi. I ve worked with an OEM laptops manufacturer, na on avarege alikuwa anauza 3000 laptops a year hapa kenya. So kwa jamaa wa backstreets, unless aangukie tender mzito mahali

Mtu anauza laptops hawezi make enough profits to buy a GLE? Assuming he sells 10 laptops a day and makes a profit of 5k on each, that's 50k daily and 1.5 million monthly.

fungua website ya college. weka course moja inaitwa "data management program" for 30$. then enda to these online jobs platofrms and post jobs uko Asia ukitumia proxy, accept all applicants. then before starting wanafaa wafanye io course. sitawafunza kila kitu. usilale njaa

@Damianfx089 Day trading is a scam made by course sellers. Actual trading is learning Quantitative Finance and coding... making a modeled strategy and back testing it through years of market data. That's the only realistic way of getting profitable.