Sam Becker, probably mad at an airline.

Family update: mine is still the best. (Marley Sophia, age 4. Joey Annabelle, age 7 mo. Daniel, age old zaddy🔥. Samantha, geriatric millennial)

Breaking a lengthy twitter hiatus - I beg of you, please leave Grimace alone. Whether they're a milkshake or a tastebud or just an amorphous purple being, let them live in peace. I will not elaborate and I will not be checking replies.

Petition for all pants to have elastic waistbands - hidden or not. Are we not all the same when we're staring down a bowl of pasta? In 2024 we all deserve some stretch.

Yes, I will briefly reactivate my Twitter or X or whatever just to let United know they're leaving people stranded. Thanks for coming! Now back to my account's dormant state. Until someone else does something I find respectful, of course. Respectfully, @sambeckertweets

Well someone just got here but they cannot figure out the check in computers and the line is officially out the door into the airport parking lot. Please consider doing better. Please. Treat people better. Please.

.@united You have had no one at the check in and ticketing terminals at AVL (Asheville) for an hour. The line out the door. Babies crying, people missing their flights bc no one present to check bags. We asked politely and they gave us attitude. I'm please requesting action.

@flyavlnow and there is one women's bathroom while everyone waits ... and it's closed. Please, once again, requesting help. You've left us stranded with a baby. Please send United rep to ticketing.

.@flyavlnow You have had no one at United check in and ticketing terminals at AVL for an hour. The line out the door. Babies crying, people missing their flights bc no one present to check bags. We asked politely and they gave us attitude. I'm please requesting action.

not to brag but...

I've been so obsessed with @TheBearFX that i've been integrating "fuck you cousin" into my work discussions. So please consider it a term of endearment to mean I truly adore working with you

Genny Beemyn, the Director of @umass_stonewall shares how tech impacts one's sense of belonging in this installment of the "I AM UMass Amherst" series. "I AM UMass Amherst" focuses on the human aspects of Identity & Access Management (IAM).

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So on a scale from 1-10, what is actually happening?

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@tjoosten I'm thinking the cheese one

So in my next career, I have identified a few options. Dog walker Antique shopper Historical house restoration person CIA agent Hotel reviewer Food taster Sommelier Cheese monger Solving women's financial insecurity and health disparities Others?

One of my favorite stories of all time. James and Earned Admissions at @ASU are an inspiration. College is within reach for everyone.

@AmberJElliott That's why it's such a great question -- there is no answer

People in meetings love to say “that’s a great question” and then not answer the question 😅

Lifelong learners make the best teachers ❤️

The hardest part of being stood up for work meetings with no warning is that sometimes I'm paying a babysitter to watch the kids while I participate. So now I've been stood up, am out $, and missing out on time with my kids. Moms in the workplace. "It's a thing!"

Congratulations to ASU’s executive vice president and head of @ASU's Learning Enterprise, @maria_anguiano, for receiving @IncaKolaUSA's 2023 Community Empowerment Award. Maria is recognized for her community impact as a Latinx leader making a difference through ASU Local. 👏

@AmberJElliott I also received this from multiple ppl. On brand.

Also want to take this moment to thank everyone who sent ⬇️⬇️ to me

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