Scamuel the Adventurer

@EagleTurd @HQNewsNow “I’d rather everyone be dumb and uneducated like me”

@HQNewsNow Good. Stop giving these parasites of society our money.

Trump has requested a $1,500,000,000,000 military budget from Congress amid the ongoing war in Iran. Trump plans to cut $73 billion from housing, education, and climate programs to make room for the request.

@_TK_555555 Uhhhh he literally did tho lmao

Ok but Mark never addressed this in the comics when he came back to earth so I genuinely hope he confronts Cecil about it in the show

@slayderfcb @ACeilingFa8560 @SpartanOfWar01 Yup

@samw3bb @ACeilingFa8560 @SpartanOfWar01 That’s why Allen said that one of the weak points of viltrumites are their egos

Some of y’all bitched and moaned for years that Mark always gets his ass beat. But the second he finally lives up to his name and defeats the villain without any outside interference, y’all wanna say Conquest was nerfed. Make it make sense 😭😭😭

@ACeilingFa8560 @SpartanOfWar01 Conquest is egotistical and didn’t think mark had it in him

@samw3bb @SpartanOfWar01 So he’s strong enough to punch through mark and rip his guts out but not strong enough to break his arms…

@ACeilingFa8560 @SpartanOfWar01 He’s getting his neck crushed??

@SpartanOfWar01 OK HOW THE FUCK DO VILTRUMITES NOT BREATH IN SPACE BUT GET STRANGLED IN 7 minutes

broncos front office said 50 year old aaron rodgers still gives them more upside than bo nix

@RalphNeruda1492 @GeneralMCNews He who can destroy a thing controls it

@GeneralMCNews Iran is not the owner of the Strait of Hormuz

BREAKING: Iran says Israel will never be allowed to pass through the Strait of Hormuz, even if the war ends.

@burrowbanter @_JonesJ_ @MileHighHarvey @jleagles5 @DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Haven’t been to the playoffs in 3 years acting like you something lmao

@samw3bb @_JonesJ_ @MileHighHarvey @jleagles5 @DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Wanna put some $ on it? This seasons record head to head

If the rumor from @ProFootballTalk is true... IMAGINE a Denver Broncos lineup with Aaron Rodgers next season 👀

THAT’S A SERIES WIN!

@burrowbanter @_JonesJ_ @MileHighHarvey @jleagles5 @DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Damn bro you got us. I’m so offended on behalf of our airport. Your organization is in far worse shape than just shit pal

@_JonesJ_ @MileHighHarvey @jleagles5 @DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Your airport is a giant flaming piece of shit

@jleagles5 @DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Denver did far better than ‘fine’ last year compared to Rogers lmao

@DraftKings @ProFootballTalk Why do people think Rodgers is still a top QB that can make a team a contender or better? Denver did just fine with Nix last season.

@DraftKings @ProFootballTalk This has to be ragebait. Yeah let’s get rid of our QB who got us to the Championship game on his rookie deal for a QB in his 40s who hasn’t won a Suberbowl in 14 years

@x0reanna_ @ShermStu_2 You’re right, his wife should be paying all of it!

@ShermStu_2 forcing your wife to split the rent is such a bad look. we’re grown adults

Wifey out here on April Fools talmbout “I’m pregnant..”

@poegoho @peixeaquatico Exactly! Hey guys we are going to take a field trip to the homeworld of the craziest genocidal god tier race in the universe

@peixeaquatico Look at it this way. Who has the balls to go to Viltrum? Who has the balls to even get close enough to realize the ring is the billions of corpses of Viltrums?

A intenção desses filhos da puta não era esconder que a raça deles ta morrendo ?

@BadAceMike @Bitcoin_Teddy Now Google total Bananas consumed VS what we can domestically produce. Just because my Aunt and Uncle have an orange tree doesn’t mean they make enough oranges to feed a country. You’d need more than one brain cell which of course you don’t possess

@Bitcoin_Teddy Dems love to lie

DEAN: “What’s the tariff on bananas?” LUTNICK: “10%.” DEAN: “Walmart already raised banana prices by 8%.” LUTNICK: “Well, if you build in America, there’s no tariff.” DEAN: “You can’t build bananas in America.”

@CoveredGeekly I like Cavill but people just want him to play everything that just doesn’t fit lmao. Aegon the Conqueror and now this

Fans are campaigning for Henry Cavill to play Omni-Man if a live-action 'Invincible' ever happens

@Imagodei01 @EytanWallace @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @GovPressOffice Guess who has a real mugshot because he’s actually a felon

@EytanWallace @GavinNewsom @CAgovernor @GovPressOffice This should be his official portrait

After seven years in office, California Gov. @GavinNewsom appears to have released his first formal portrait / headshot — now posted on the “About” page of his @CAgovernor state website. gov.ca.gov/about/

@TheDailyHPotter I’m sorry but the Hat threw me for a second lol

This is heartbreaking 💔

@nerdyomniman Anyone complaining about Lee Pace doesn’t know ball

@DNVR_Broncos @MileHighReport @BennieFowler123 Yeah let’s get rid of our best returner since Holliday instead of oh I don’t know Franklin????

"If I'm Marvin, I know I'm not getting extended here." - @BennieFowler123 on the Jaylen Waddle trade 🗣️👀 "I now feel like I'm a trade candidate."