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CAN YALL STOP LEAVING MY PACKAGES IN THE FUCKING RAIN @FedEx @FedExHelp

Yall don’t do birthday queso anymore? @torchystacos

@_ashleyxox Girl I feel like a boomer using this account only to complain now smh companies pissing me off

@scphia all your tweets make me scream

I bought a @tartecosmetics travel mascara from @ulta and it came completely dry!! And I’m out of the country so I can’t return it smh

@FedEx y’all left my package not under my porch it got wet and damaged

The ghd straightener I bought in August is having defects, who do I contact? It’s not warming up anymore @ultabeauty

@ghd my straightener has a red circle and is beeping. Help

Now that I updated this damn app why does it refresh to older tweets instead of most recent

Some botch bitch with an ass flatter than earth at H*B said “all the Mexicans from Walmart came here” that’s CRAZY sayin that when you look like that

The worst thing that can ever happen to me is watching a movie and not knowing it’s a musical. & all of a sudden chairs start sliding and tap shoes come out? Kill me.

hmmmm okay i see who y’all are

IN AN EFFORT TO CONTROL GASOLINE PRICES GO FUCK YOURSELF

Damn this app is glitching now maybe I should update it but it’s the original twitter logo idk what to do

And it came scratched!! $1800!!!!! @Nordstrom

Never ordering from @Nordstrom again!! Yall shipped me a $1800 stroller already opened in a fedex box instead of brand new I did not pay premium for a floor model!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE CAN I OPT OUT OF 5 DAILY EMAILS FROM YOU ALL @ultabeauty I JUST WANT ONE A WEEK OR SOMETHING

Can yall stop sending me 5 emails a day @ultabeauty

When is this back in stock @Nordstrom

What the fuck is this @ARITZIA ya’ll saying a coat fit in this small envelope?