@xamanciox @ThiagoSussekind @xlle0_go Hagrid is a teacher and was expelled as a student
In the books, Firenze, a centaur, becomes a teacher too
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Gaper Bingzoid
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@scrunj
times banned for woodchipper gifs: 3
Hell, MI Beigetreten Haziran 2020
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@ThiagoSussekind @xlle0_go Ele largou a escola. Pra ser docente em hogwarts em que fazer graduação, mestrado, doutorado e prestar concurso público.
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@rileycs_ (not an insult) two clips of tracking a slow moving target while standing still and they’ll still say you’re cheating
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The chuds are going full tinfoil over $100 worth of cloth. Amazing
Wall Street Apes@WallStreetApes
Is this not absolutely insane For the No Kings Day Protest in Chicago they had this massive US Constitution “We The People” prop No normal American could ever afford to have something like this made. This is the CLEAREST example of the massive funding behind the paid protest
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Confissão: Espero que na série coloquem um ator realmente bonito pra ser o Lockhart. Eu desde que pirralha nunca entendi porque colocaram esse homem no papel.
Kenneth é um excelente ator, mas não era tão bonito pra esse papel
sofi🇦🇷@prettypoetss
este contraste siempre me va a dar risa. la cámara de los secretos es la mejor película/libro de comedia
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@Zedris_Z @IReallyLoveJJK My first time playing it as a kid I made my mom do the water temple because I got too frustrated 😂
Went back to it like a year later and beat it easily, confused on how I had trouble
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@IReallyLoveJJK But did everyone who played in the 90s actually hate the water temple or is that a made up thing? I never had any issues and I beat the game at like 6 😂
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Bro 40 year olds are not larping OoT 😭
syren@ligerzerosyren
Oh cool all the 30-40 year olds that say Ocarina of Time is their favorite Zelda game can finally play it for the first time
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@CantEverDie “Trans genocide” is 100% as real as “white genocide” is.
As in, not at all real in the slightest
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centrists will see someone being racist and another person pointing out that harry potter funds anti transgender organizations and legislation and call them the same thing lol
Ben McDonald@Bmac0507
Unstoppable force vs immovable object
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1 week ban from WoW for playing Prot Paladin in Solo Shuffle 1 time. @BlizzardCS, please restore access to my account. I won't do it again.
Extremely unfortunate to receive this after coming back to the game after 2 expansions.
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@kickouttheclown @BorkTheBadger Snape at this point not only isn’t a follower of Voldemort, he actively thinks he’s dead and is 100% dumbledore’s man until book 5 (and even then he’s a double agent favoring Dumbledore)
That being said — yes, I do think so. I don’t see Voldemort drawing the line at zippers
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@scrunj @BorkTheBadger The problem is Muggle zippers – do you really think Voldemort would let his followers, the wizarding supremacists, run around in a damn Adidas tracksuit?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zipper
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@JarrodRodrigue1 Why are you thinking about the sexual preferences of children?
GIF unrelated
GIF
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@girlsbian_ The remaining 99.99% of us that aren’t terminally online and know that both of these groups are Twitter-exclusive
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>make a new harry potter show
>the left hates it because jk rowling is transphobic
>the right hates it because they're racist
who is this show for
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@FreeAlaskan @OC_Scanner @RepKeithSelf I think what you MEANT to say was “he don’t give the very specific answer I wanted that would allow me to use the gotcha I just heard on Louder with Crowder 😢”
In that case — no, he didn’t
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@scrunj @OC_Scanner @RepKeithSelf He very clearly didn’t and your imbecilic insults mean nothing given you are a leftist which is incompatible with rational thought.
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In the dead of night, with only five senators present on the floor and no one there to object, the Senate rushed through a DHS funding bill that deliberately left ICE and CBP unfunded.
Now, they are leaving town.
No SAVE America Act. ICE and CBP unfunded.
Senate Republicans just gave the Democrats everything they wanted and more.
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@FreeAlaskan @OC_Scanner @RepKeithSelf Literally every word you just said is incorrect
-He did, focus on the last 6 words if you’re still having trouble
-I never insulted, made a proven correct observation considering you just doubled down on not having reading comprehension
-I’m not a leftist
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@DGH19931 @DidierPeinke @HPNews_Germany I mean she’s still a student before then, so we could still SEE her
She wouldn’t be in book 1 regardless (her first year would be book 2) so it’s still most definitely not Luna
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@DidierPeinke @HPNews_Germany Why would they cast an actress for a character that won’t appear until the 5th season
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Eleanor Newman has reportedly been cast for the HBO #HarryPotter series.
Who could she be playing? 👀
(Source: RedanianIntel)
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@FreeAlaskan @OC_Scanner @RepKeithSelf He actually did, just re read it with a bit more brain cells this time
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@kickouttheclown @BorkTheBadger Ah yes, Dragon Skin, a well known material that muggles use to craft their clothing
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@BorkTheBadger Yes, the Weasley twins, not the wizarding supremacists who despise Muggles like Snape. The only Muggle invention Snape would find usefull is a damn pistol.
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@PressSec @WhiteHouse Finally a media source we can trust. This should be the only one allowed in our country
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@codymiddleton98 Yall need to seriously get your priorities together
We have a self proclaimed Neo-Nazi taking over as the conservative voice for the younger generation yet we’re worried about a Christian man voicing a video game character
Woke 2 sounding pretty weak ngl
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i think it's reasonable to not want this guy to represent mario in any way
mariotwt confessions 🪐@mariotwtconfess
"People who still complain about Chris Pratt voicing Mario in 2026:"
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