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Been off this for 2.5 years and with recent developments have no plans to return. I am however on Mastodon now as @sdether@mas.to and it feels like he twitter of 10 years ago. Linear timeline, no injected toxic echo chamber, useful information

Never mind. Likes are back in the stream. Bye

Fired twitter up for the first time in over a month and somehow it’s over again showing only tweets of those I follow without having to update the client. So maybe I dodged the “best tweets first” client update one more time

Been resisting upgrading @Twitter for ages to avoid the stupid home timeline. Looks like they finally broke the old client because I now get likes next in the timeline regardless settings. Grr

Been off this thing for a bit over a week and can’t say I miss it. I’ll see DMs but otherwise won’t be back until @Twitter releases a client always stays in timeline order of only things I follow. The other feed is just a toxic circle jerk. Bye

@trentniemeyer @Twitter I’ve been avoiding updating my client because it still did just ordered timeline and not that annoying best tweets mode that it always switches back to from ordered timeline. So now they broke the old client to only show the best tweets first view. Quitting time

@sdether @Twitter You can always switch to time ordered timeline

RT @BCAppelbaum: What needs to be fixed? They're registered offshore to avoid paying U.S. taxes. Why on earth would we pay them? They can…

I generally don't have the patience to watch real racing on TV, but for some reason the coverage from @RaceDepartment for their 90-minute Hungaroring race is more compelling to me than watching real GT racing youtu.be/32W76lvW8_w

RT @cmyeaton: This is the moment I warned of - we have sacrificed so much already, but it feels like nothing is working. That's because it…

RT @NateSilver538: Congress needs remote voting for contingencies like coronavirus. But regular voters need mail voting for the same reason…

What’s the fucking point of allowing billionaires to accrue all this money if we have to pay them every time their companies lose value? That’s what the BILLIONS we let you keep are for, dipshits.

The irony of hospital CEOs complaining about $0.50 masks being sold for $7 after they built an entire career selling $0.50 bags of saline for $500. It’s almost like hyper-inflating life-saving costs for profit should be ILLEGAL....🧐

Must be a tough time to be an infrastructure engineer on Zoom, Slack, Teams, or Hangouts 📈 That said, my experience has been as buttery smooth as ever, even though you must be scrambling to meet significantly increased capacity demands 🙌 👏 Impressive 👏 job 👏 y'all 👏

@scalzi First bring back the ~90 minute running length

This. GIF. Is. Everything. pic.twitter.com/AJTRxvzKfH

You know that time between christmas and new year where time doesnt make sense and no ones knows what day it is? Every day is that now. Should i be working? No idea. Is it too early to drink? Who cares. That weird thing in the foil in the freezer? Fuck it lets eat that.

@hondanhon why our office is switching to Fortnite

Curds and Wine is Closed until further notice p0.vresp.com/A8YMD0 #vr4smallbiz

RT @tribelaw: Please retweet if you support the vital legislation Senators Amy Klobuchar and Ron Wyden are introducing to make mail-in ball…